Adam Lambert And His Penis Enjoy A Night Out With Samantha Ronson

November 11th, 2009 // 61 Comments

Let me just state this for the record. I HATE skinny jeans. Apparently Adam Lambert doesn’t. If I want to see a man’s penis, I’ll ask to see the man’s penis. Maybe that’s just his CD in his pocket?

He was strutting his stuff and his package last night at Bardot, where he had been hanging out with Samantha Ronson. The two left together, but drove off in separate cars.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. meredith

    Ya know, I love these comments — and the glambulge has not even been given its due in your pics. However, I’m going to be the downer here and say i think your title (and story) was obnoxious. And, of course, sexist. Whether you were kidding or not.

  2. bec

    I think he looked great,though very “casual” what do you expect. As someone who “gave up” drinking approx. 13 years ago, I was so impressed that Adam got a ride home. What a wonderful example he can set for young adults. “HAVE FUN BUT GET A RIDE.” So refreshing!!!!

  3. LookEmInTheEyes

    If you can pull yourself avvay from the bulge, and look at his face, it is quite disappointing actually … he looks stoned :(

  4. bec

    I just want to tell Adam what a wonderful example he is setting for young adults, just by getting a ride home and being safe. Have fun but get a ride is the right message to send. Proud of him, seems a small thing, but, can make a difference.
    I hope this goes through this time.

  5. ALfann

    Did this poster just escape from a nunnery? I’m old enough to be Adam’s grandmother and I see absolutely nothing wrong with his jeans … quite the opposite, in fact. He always looks great. Work it, Adam!

  6. ALfann

    Did this poster just escape from a nunnery? I’m old enough to be Adam’s grandmother and I see absolutely nothing wrong with his jeans … quite the opposite, in fact. He always looks great. Work it, Adam!

  7. ALfann

    Sorry for the duplicate post. Some type of glitch.

  8. RoRo

    I would ask to see his penis if I thought it would do any good! Sexy is sexy, but then, I like men!Especially a yummy like A.L.

  9. The White Queen

    These are the pictures People magazine should have used of Adam for their Sexiest man of the year edition. Adam is in it(of course) but they should have used a better picture. He is so gorgeous, who picks for these things anyway? Give me that job, I’ll show them hot pictures. There right here! Thanks for the beautiful photograpy!

  10. Whisper

    I wish I could get in those jeans with the big fellow… but I wouldn’t fit!

    There IS a God!

  11. al s
    Commented on this photo:

    Adam’s jeans are not THAT tight or revealing! What problem does the author have with the fact a man has a penis that occasionally makes a bulge? It doesn’t seem to bother women all that much and men like the feel of fitted pants just like they do, so it’s a non-issue as far as I can see.

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