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Rejoice, Jamie Spears!

Britney Spears‘ father may have stumbled upon an even better way to insulate Britney from temptation besides phone taps, restraining orders, and firing people left and right. 

Creepy ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib
- who has been living in the U.S. since age five – faces either a jail
sentence or deportation to his native Afghanistan if convicted of
felony assault for driving over a court officer last month.

The
outlook hinges on the pap’s legal papers.  If they list him as Afghani
- it might be “bye-bye Britney” – for good this time. 

There’s
a lesson here folks, besides “don’t take advantage of mentally ill
people.”  And it’s: try not to break the law till after you become a citizen.

Gallery Info: Adnan Ghalib and Britney Spears January, 2008