The rumor is that Alanis Morissette might be with child. That baby should be kept away from movie theaters when it gets older. You know what I’m saying. Is this some sort of vengeance pregnancy from her ex Ryan Reynolds getting engaged to Scarlett Johansson. I think getting drunk and phoning in death threats to Scarjo would be more productive and less expensive in the long run.
The source of this story is MTV News and the item is really small with no details at all. So draw your own conclusions. Alanis is a pretty athletic chick (she’s run triathlons before) so maybe she had a bloaty day and someone noticed.
Is it a record release baby? Her new album, Flavors of Entanglement, drops this month.
More photos of Alanis Morissette performing on Today are after the jump.