View the Gallery / 17 Photos »

The As I Am singer showed up to the Black Ball in the UK to raise money for the Keep a Child Alive HIV/AIDS charity in London looking glamorous, floss, floss. I like her dress. Sometimes, Alicia wears some inconvenient dresses, but she looks great here, showing off her athletic physique.

Effie was there too, looking cute in a giraffe-print dress. That is
giraffe, right? I don’t know my animals well enough to say that with
authority and I’m feeling too lazy to Google that shit.

Mischa Barton had some really pretty hair and make-up going on
(although I always feel like she kind of looks vaguely cracked out at
odd intervals) but I’m kind of on the fence about the outfit in
general. It’s just so unimpressive when compared to all the fancy gowns
everyone else is sporting.

My second-favorite exonerated orange parent Peter Andre (we all know who my number one
is) showed up in a tuxedo and I can’t help but imagine that he must
have a closet full of white shirts indelibly stained around the collar.

The As I Am singer showed up to the Black Ball in the UK to raise money for the Keep a Child Alive HIV/AIDS charity in London looking glamorous, floss, floss. I like her dress. Sometimes, Alicia wears some inconvenient dresses, but she looks great here, showing off her athletic physique.

Effie was there too, looking cute in a giraffe-print dress. That is
giraffe, right? I don’t know my animals well enough to say that with
authority and I’m feeling too lazy to Google that shit.

Mischa Barton had some really pretty hair and make-up going on
(although I always feel like she kind of looks vaguely cracked out at
odd intervals) but I’m kind of on the fence about the outfit in general. It’s just so unimpressive when compared to all the fancy gowns everyone else is sporting.

My second-favorite exonerated orange parent Peter Andre (we all know who my number one
is) showed up in a tuxedo and I can’t help but imagine that he must
have a closet full of white shirts indelibly stained around the collar.