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Are Tom and Katie having a boy? Wasn’t she due to start a movie soon? Isn’t he an insane closeted alien-worshipping control freak? Wait, that’s off topic. What the devil is a “scenario”? Is that a crime-scene recreation?

TMZ has learned that a TomKat confidante went to trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, looking for four “scenarios” for a boy’s nursery. The TomKat friend was overheard saying, “We want to be prepared for a baby boy.” We’re told the interested themes for the room were: sports, nursery rhyme, cartoon and the color blue.

“Scenario?” What a weird term. The estimated cost for one of those rooms alone is 45K. Jesus, that’s one hot nursery. It better have walk-in closets and a wet bar for the tyke. This story doesn’t make sense unless they’re going Third World. Maybe Tom’s getting in his starship and flying to Cambodia to suck up a kid in his gay tractor beam.