Actually don’t watch. Patrice Wilson, the guy who gave the world “Friday” by Rebecca Black is back with a pretty awful song. The song is “sung” (auto-tuned to death) by 12-year-old Alison Gold. In the song she sings about balling and clubbing. She’s 12.
The chorus goes something like this, “I love Chinese food! You know that’s it’s true! I love fried rice, I love noodles, I love chow mein chow me-me-me-mein.” She then goes on to list a slew of items off of a typical Chinese menu.
She makes friends with a giant panda, or rather a man in a giant panda suit, who just so happens to be Patrice Wilson. He then joins a group of tweens for a sleepover. Yes, a man in a panda costume.
Now comes the real kicker. Patrice seems to be rapping in an “Asian” voice and squinting his eyes. Seriously?
Patrice Wilson, please stop making “music.”