All You Bi-Curious TeenyBopper Emo Guys Rejoice as Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz Reveals He Likes to French Kiss Guys

February 13th, 2007 // 16 Comments

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Congrats to Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz for revealing he likes guys to stick their tongues in his mouth. Hot. His music still sucks, though. Don’t choke me like a Hobbit, Pete! It’s nothing against you personally! Congrats on the gayness!

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR TASTE IN SEX?

I tend to be a bit prudish. I’m a make-out king–I’ll kiss anybody–but as far as going further than that, I wanna keep my number down. I don’t wanna tell my future wife, “Yeah, I’ve been with, like, 50 people.” But when I’m with somebody, the caveman in me wants it to be completely deviant. Like, “Oh this isn’t supposed to go in there? Then that’s where it has to go.”

SO, MAKE-OUT KING, YOU”VE KISSED BOYS?

I have. Anybody above the waist is fair game.

Right! Seriously, don’t Jared Leto my ass. Then again, I think I’m taller than you. So bring it. Fag. Nice cock pic, though.

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Comments (16)

  1. Jacey | February 13, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Wow. Arent you gay? and your dissing him for being bi? thats fucked up. you shouldnt make fun of him for that, let him be.

  2. steven | February 13, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    like the site, its mediocre at best, calm down on the whole ‘fag’ thing. Its kinda said when your the only one who thinks you are making a smart whitty remark…so stop doing it.

  3. Small Fry | February 13, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    Oy, here we go again. Calm down people, it’s a gossip blog. J. Harvey’s witty remarks make this site worth visiting.

  4. John | February 13, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    I completly agree, take a pill and relax. It’s just blog for Christ’s sake.

  5. petersburgva | February 13, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Pete is hot ,and he just got hotter. while so many closet cases are trying to fake the ‘totally’ straight thing ,it takes nerve to admit you could swing both ways.

  6. Jacey | February 13, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    i am calm. and half the time he is funny. but you wouldnt think that a gay man would be that mean about bisexuals. i’m bi, and i think that comment was pretty mean and nasty.

  7. KingofChips | February 14, 2007 at 10:51 am

    People need to stop being so pissy. First of all, Fall Out Boy sucks. Second, if J. Harvey is gay, then he can use “fag” all he wants. Just like I can make fun of people for being handsome, or good with nunchucks.

    I wish to God there was a saracsm filter on the itnernet sometimes. Don’t you think the use of the word ‘fag’ in this instance is a mockery of the douchebags who use it for real? Jesus god, now I’m EXPLAINING it.

    Never mind…awesome work J. Harvey – you crack my ass up.

  8. EraserFan | February 14, 2007 at 11:04 am

    I find it ironic that a middle aged hausfrau is calling someone a fag. Could it be Mrs.Harvey is a homophobe? By the way, I think your site is mediocre at best, and your use of the word ‘fag’ offends fags everywhere. I read on another site that they prefer the terms ‘sissy’, ‘ladyboy’, and ‘butt pirate’.

    J.Harvey, you sissy, keep writing your stuff!

  9. HUh? | February 14, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Wait, what exactly in that paragraph indicates he kisses guys?

  10. lux | February 14, 2007 at 11:59 am

    no shit. dude was in front of me at the grove in los angeles, standing in line to watch the devil wears prada at 12 am…

  11. Team Jolie | February 14, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Somebody needs to tell that guy he’s gay.

  12. Carly | February 14, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    This was hillarious. HILLARIOUS. J. Harvey is king.

  13. Matt | February 14, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Oh cut it out peeps. Leave Miss Harvey alone already and let him write his funny shit.

  14. ruben llanillos | February 16, 2007 at 10:09 am

    hahaha what a fag. i totally have a chance now.

  15. Jdub | November 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    PETE IS A FAG!

  16. Danger | October 1, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    yo. i didnt know he was bi, hope he is cuz hes so damn hot! us bi guys gotta stik together! lol but seriously i would du him bad! jajaja!

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