Oh snap! It’s going to be a full-on family showdown between Britney and Kevin, with K-Fed serving Brit’s sometimes-friend, Alli Sims (And is she her cousin? Their family tree confuses me…), has been served with legal papers in reference to Kevin Federline’s recent request that their custody arrangement be altered in light of Brit’s continuing erratic behavior. Sims was reportedly on her way out of a party in the Hollywood Hills, when she was served.
“Alli was really shocked and covered her face,” an observer tells PEOPLE. “[She was] really distraught and said ‘Oh my God.’
Yeah, that sucks for her. You know that Alli’s not going to want to cop to the fact that Britney’s probably not even capable of keeping sea monkeys, much less human babies because it’s going to mean that her ticket on that gravy train will be revoked. She should do what I do when I want to avoid lying–focus on something positive. For example, she talk about the fact that Britney’s only being a poor parent to two children, when she clearly could be a sorry excuse of a mother for a whole passel of unfortunate younguns.
A Few More Shots of Britney After the Jump