Imagine having the power to create the perfect man.
The only problem is that he is made from the best body parts in a morgue full of dead dudes. Gross.
On this episode of FX’s American Horror Story, Zoe and Madison started messing around with some pretty intense spells bringing a friend back to life. As with anything of this ilk, it will have dire consequences to be sure.
Two hunters come back from the Bayou with a couple of prized gators. Misty Day, the witch we previous thought was dead and gone after being burned at the stake is back to take out her revenge. She isn’t pleased with these killers of wildlife and turns the gators on them. She is also obsessed with Fleatwood Mac and Stevie Nicks, whom she claims is a witch.
Back at the witch school Zoe is lamenting Kyle’s death. ”Given your back widow status, he was kind of living on borrowed time anyway,” Madison says. Some police officers show up to investigate Zoe because they find video footage of her wandering the wing of the hospital wherein the survivors of the bus crash were recovering. Zoe tells the men that Madison blew up the bus after the frat boys gang raped her. Just when everyone thinks their witch cover is blown Fiona pops up to mind torture the two men and make them promise never to tell a soul what they know.
Flashback to Queenie working as the manager of a fast food chicken place and a customer giving her some lip about not getting what he ordered. She knows he is lying and wants to harass her for free food so she uses her voodoo doll powers to dip her hand in boiling hot grease which burns the loud mouthed customer instead of her.
Fiona is keeping Delphine LaLaurie in her room which is driving Nan crazy and causing the place to smell quite foul. Nan lets her free and LaLaurie hits Queenie over the head with a candlestick. Fiona finds out that Marie Laveau did not poison LaLaurie, but cursed her to live forever and then killed her three daughters and her husband before burying her in the courtyard.
Fiona then visits the modern day hair salon of Maire Laveau who is apparently still alive and looking quite young and fresh. Fiona wants whatever is making Marie look so young and she has something Laveau is interested in, being LaLaurie. When Fiona finds LaLaurie sitting by her old house she guides her back to the school.
Madison and Zoe go to the morgue and find the bodies of the far boys who died in the bus explosion. Madison plans on bringing Kyle back to life by choosing the best body parts from the entire lot and sewing them to his head. Zoe is reluctant, but goes along with the spell. Nothing happens and Madison abandons Zoe when a security guard shows up. Zoe seals the spell with a kiss and when she hides from the guard Kyle comes back to life and starts beating the man until Zoe orders him to stop.
Misty Day shows up and takes them to her hideaway in the bayou. She uses her powers of bringing things back to life to care for Kyle.
Meanwhile, Cordelia is dealing with infertility and hasn’t been able to get pregnant using modern medicine. Her husband keeps urging her to use her magic, but she is wary. She finally conducts a spell circle while the two make some hardcore love on the floor. There might be a baby or a demon child on the way!
Marie Laveau waits until Fiona leaves her salon and summons her old lover who still wears the bull head. Who knows what crazy shit is going to go down now!