It’s true. Screw Celebrity Circus! If you didn’t watch America’s Got
Talent last week you should check out this amazing clip to see what I mean by talented crazies.
 

Another crazy talent from the episode?

“Her stage name is ‘Miss Pussykatt’ and does a ‘grinding act.’ Since
this is the ‘family hour’, she’s keeping her clothes on (sorry, Hoff) -
she uses an industrial grinder to create sparks on metal plates on her
costume. Sharon is fascinated. Sparks literally fly out of her ass.”

Check out Recapist to see what other acts were over the top and connect
with other couch potatoes who are probably just as annoyed as you by
The Hoff. That’s why they created mute buttons, people.