America’s Next Mediocre Model Gets Disappointing Ratings

September 4th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Even though America’s Next Top Model is doing its darndest to jazz up this new cycle with their space age theme, silver wigs, Moose impersonations and a girl born in a girl’s body, ratings for the CW reality series were disappointing after the premiere. Sorry, Tyra-Bot, Alpha Jay and Beta Jay, but the calculations just don’t compute.

In any case, here’s the first photo shoot done by the new crop of girls and the theme was voting, well more accurately “slutty voting,” as you can see from the pictures. And then of course, there’s Ms. Tyra Banks, always reinventing herself–as a woman with tiny thighs.


Even though America’s Next Top Model is doing its darndest to jazz up this new cycle with their space age theme, silver wigs, Moose impersonations and a girl born in a girl’s body,
ratings for the CW reality series were disappointing after the
premiere. Sorry, Tyra-Bot, Alpha Jay and Beta Jay, but the calculations
just don’t compute.

In any case, here’s the first photo shoot done by the new crop of girls
and the theme was voting, well more accurately “slutty voting,” as you
can see from the pictures. And then of course, there’s Ms. Tyra Banks, always reinventing herself–as a woman with tiny thighs.

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1 Comment

  1. Disappointed Too! | September 5, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    I was so incredibly disappointed with America’s Next Top Model last year that I find myself not even being remotely interested in watching this season. Last season seemed to be a throw away season; it felt forced and made no sense in who advanced. Girls who did awesome in challenges and/or had great shots were eliminated and the person who won wasn’t (IMO) the best of the bunch. If its still on next year, maybe I’ll watch again but I doubt it. I’ll watch the old seasons, where it was about actually choosing the BEST person instead of trying to make a statement.

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