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Good morning, folks! Time for your daily Amy Winehouse crack-date. Things have been steadily declining for our favorite vacationer-at-large, and now Amy is officially the cut-off drunk chick of the island. The staff have been alerted to NOT under any circumstances give the nutso-chick-in- the-dirty-bikini-top any alcohol.

Ah, naive, naive St. Lucia bartenders and staff! Rules mean nothing to our favorite Wino. When there is a will, there’s a way.

“We keep catching her crawling
past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off,
like a squirrel with a nut,” said one vacationer.
and

“She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then
sprinting away with her cocktail…She’s like a child craving attention. It’s embarrassing.” 

Ah, man. And we really thought this Caribbean va-cay was doing our Crackie of Camden some good! It seems like just yesterday she scored a healthy-looking man piece, was having festive flings with Father Christmas, ripping off constrictive clothing and showing us all some healthy-looking booze bloat.

View a gallery of Amy Winehouse on vacation here!

Good morning, folks! Time for your daily Amy Winehouse crack-date. Things have been steadily declining for our favorite vacationer-at-large, and now Amy is officially the cut-off drunk chick of the island. The staff have been alerted to NOT under any circumstances give the nutso-chick-in- the-dirty-bikini-top any alcohol.Ah, naive, naive St. Lucia bartenders and staff! Rules mean nothing to our favorite Wino. When there is a will, there’s a way.”We keep catching her crawling
past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off,
like a squirrel with a nut,” said one vacationer.and

“She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then
sprinting away with her cocktail…She’s like a child craving attention. It’s embarrassing.” 

Ah,
man. And we really thought this Caribbean va-cay was doing our Crackie
of Camden some good! It seems like just yesterday she scored a healthy-looking man piece, was having festive flings with Father Christmas, ripping off constrictive clothing and showing us all some healthy-looking booze bloat.

View a gallery of Amy Winehouse on vacation here!