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This is some classy shit right here. White jeans on him and a butt sticking out of her yap. This should have been their New York Times engagement photo. They’re the British version of tornado bait. Anyway, apparently Amy Winehouse has put the syringe down for a second and realized she’s married to an asshole. She’s said to be divorcing Blake Civil-Service or whatever. How does a guy this skeevy have one of those chi-chi sounding British names? I’m doubting there’s a knighthood in his family. A crackhouse, but no knights.
Another violent public row and a poor performance at London’s Music of Black Origin (MOBO) awards has caused the British singer to consult lawyers to make their split official and find out how much Blake would be entitled to” in a divorce settlement, Sun UK reports
Arguing loudly over the separation minutes before the “Rehab” songstress was set to take the stage, Blake made the disturbing vow he would rather be dead than without Amy and will “slit his wrists” if they split.
Do it! God, I hate assholes who hold people hostage with that crap. If you’re that selfish and lame-ass, then slice it up! That’s the same kind of person who tries to kill a bitch with the reasoning of “if I can’t have you, no one can”. This guy is so nervous that all his drug money’s going away. He doesn’t love her, he loves the numerous crack rocks he has hidden in her beehive. I don’t see them divorcing, though. However, I do see her taking the Nancy Spungen dirt nap under the bathroom sink eventually.
(Flynet)
green cardigan | October 2, 2007 at 6:01 pm
nah, this divorce talk is just another of their little barneys, similar to her attacking him with a razor blade and streaking through a hotel covered in blood. Just a little blip in paradise.
He does look like an almighty tosser though. He’s going to cling onto that gravy train by his crusty little finger nails.
He could be posh. He could be from one of those toff British families, the son that is NVER mentioned in front of guests. Although I doubt it.
Blake Council Flat.
Sorry for the ramble, I love Amy though> She’s such a great singer and she’s honest. I hope she gets her sh@t together, with or withour Blake Social Welfare Benefits :)
Strange Girl | October 2, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Oh My, I can only imagine what odors follow those 2 around. He’s so ICKY looking, scabs and general nastiness.
She has an incredible voice and I think she’s pretty self aware, for someone all drugged out most of the time. Very sad. But sometimes, all that inner turmoil and pain create the most beautiful music.
I hope they don’t take the same train as Sid and Nancy. (well, at least not HER)
joan durtz | October 3, 2007 at 12:21 am
Oh look! She got some new ballet slippers.
Darth Paul | October 3, 2007 at 10:24 am
I actually see him being the Nancy, as Amy’s the musical star and he’s a putojunkiewhore. I have no doubt she’d put a knife in his guts. Druggie girls are crazy, and Jewish girls are HARD when push comes to shove…so you can imagine the combo.
ednonymous | October 3, 2007 at 10:24 am
Blake: run the knife along the length of your wrist… don’t cut across your wrist… & don’t let the door to hell hit your ass on the way in.
theoriginalbitch | October 3, 2007 at 10:34 am
J harvey, honey, they’re crackheads. If she were to go through with the divorce on a Monday, by Wednesday, they’d be hooked up again and professing they’re luv.
Nanc' | October 3, 2007 at 11:15 am
Damn. I hope she really is leaving him but I doubt it and if she tries, she might still end-up like “Nancy”. I really like her music; I hope she records a lot more of it before something truly horrid happens.
rootabega | October 3, 2007 at 1:21 pm
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH I just spit up my coffee! j’s comments=priceless
Interloper | October 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I’m with theoriginalbitch on this one. They’ve been on and off more times than Britney’s panties. That’s an effed up relationship that will never end till someone’s dead.
Kifar | October 12, 2007 at 7:02 am
ouch! Let’s hope she DOESNT die ala Janis and Jimmy and so many talented people….