Amy Winehouse Was Robbed!

January 30th, 2009 // 6 Comments

Ah, man. The Winehouse just can’t win. It’s like she’s constantly the star of her own country song — bare-footed, broken-hearted, the bars won’t serve her kind, but she smokes it all away with scraped resin tears. Or something like that.

Well, now we can add “just robbed” to the list. Even though she’s still on her never-ending holiday in St. Lucia, Amy had plans to return to London this weekend to work on that imaginary third album (which is turning into her verison of Chinese Democracy).

Someone who doesn’t like her much (Blaaaaaake’s blokes?) broke into her flat and stole

£15,000 worth of loot. The bandits made away with a flat screen TV, digital recording equipment and five guitars. Five guitars!

“Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due
to their sentimental value. The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her
return. Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen.”

Welcome back, Amy!

View a gallery of Amy Winehouse here!

 


Ah, man. The Winehouse just can’t win. It’s like she’s constantly the star of her own country song — bare-footed, broken-hearted, the bars won’t serve her kind, but she smokes it all away with scraped resin tears. Or something like that.Well, now we can add “just robbed” to the list. Even though she’s still on her never-ending holiday in St. Lucia, Amy had plans to return to London this weekend to work on that imaginary third album (which is turning into her verison of Chinese Democracy).Someone who doesn’t like her much (Blaaaaaake’s blokes?) broke into her flat and stole

£15,000 worth of loot. The bandits made away with a flat screen TV, digital recording equipment and five guitars. Five guitars!

“Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due
to their sentimental value. The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her
return. Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen.”Welcome back, Amy!View a gallery of Amy Winehouse here!

By Melissa Noble

  1. Noname

    It’s a good thing then that her drug abuse will destroy her ability to rembember anything for more than a minute. Say there isn’t anything positive about crack use.

  2. Lexi

    I refuse to believe that her home looks any different after being robbed than it does after a day of normal usage.

  3. NOOOF

    Is that Paula Abdul driving her around? I kid, I kid.

  4. JessicaGiovanna

    I’m so glad she’s leaving st lucia; it minimizes the threat of having to see her nasty little boobs. And what’s up w/ the new haircut; she looks like Dudley Moore

  5. Martiniman

    Great comment Lexi…:)

    Tell you what, if she dressed in lime green, she would give the Grinch a run for his money!

  6. Ytfyejxo

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