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Yoga makes people wild-eyed. Amy Winehouse is still playing her own version of Survivor on St. Lucia. The challenges consist of trying to get people on the beach to have sex with her, and seeing how many drinks she can steal off people’s tables after the staff cut her off. They’ve tried to vote her ass off the island to no avail. In the midst of this, Winehouse says that she’s not going to let husband Blake Fielder-Civil divorce her.
“I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s
still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him,” Winehouse says.
Fielder-Civil is currently in prison after screwing up a chance to spend the rest of his sentence in a rehab. He reportedly was looking to file for divorce after learning that Winehouse was carousing around with aspiring actor Josh Bowman while on St. Lucia.
“I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re
perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to
wait for Blake here,” she says.
If that actually happens, there’s going to be an airstrike on St. Lucia.
Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Amy Winehouse at yoga and chowing down!
Amy Winehouse is still playing her own version of Survivor on St. Lucia. The challenges consist of trying to get people on the beach to have sex with her, and seeing how many drinks she can steal off people’s tables
after the staff cut her off. They’ve tried to vote her ass off the
island to no avail. In the midst of this, Winehouse says that she’s not
going to let husband Blake Fielder-Civil divorce her.”I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s
still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him,” Winehouse says.Fielder-Civil
is currently in prison after screwing up a chance to spend the rest of
his sentence in a rehab. He reportedly was looking to file for divorce
after learning that Winehouse was carousing around with aspiring actor Josh Bowman while on St. Lucia.
“I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re
perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to
wait for Blake here,” she says.
If that actually happens, there’s going to be an airstrike on St. Lucia.
Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Amy Winehouse at yoga and chowing down!
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaake already admitting he okayed other people to share sex with her in the marriage so that cheating charge don’t fly., and frankly he’s the sadist deviant she loves to play around with so they will both be arrested and thrown in the pokey for humilating and harming someone while drunk and drugged and sexed up.. like boy george., soon after Blake returns home.
Lucia is agreeing with the wreck! She should stay there indefinitely. She looks amazing.
xo
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