An Actor With A Secret Double Life

June 26th, 2006 // 29 Comments

You know what that means – blind items.

This guy is way up there on Hollywood’s A-list. Not only is he gorgeous but he’s the cleancut type who tries to do the right thing. Most of the time. His sweet and model-slim girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this actor has a secret double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring a photo of a gigantically endowed triple D sexy massuese. He visited the seedy Hollywood massage parlor and charmed all the girls but insisted on a session with the voluptuous one in the ad. Wouldn’t his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now her guy sneaks away for visits to this well-upholstered massuese whenever he can! (Source)

Which latest wife to a thrice-married famous man interfered with the seating plan at a tony Hamptons lunch party because there’s no way she’s letting any other gal do what she did to his second marriage? (Source)

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  1. ArNasty

    1. Orlando Bloom, naturally.

    2. …no Idea. Maybe Dennis Quaid?

  2. Kim

    Would you really consider Orlando Bloom “clean-cut?”

  3. sofi

    1. Harrison Ford (girlfriend Calista Flockheart)

  4. ravenswing

    no offence, but Harrison Ford if FAR from Handsome. He’s a wrinkled old drop dead drunk now. ick

  5. RunawayPoster

    Sofi, HF I’d believe, since I read something once about him following a stripper home one time (Should look to see if I can find that article again) but I’m wondering about the wording of that, because isn’t he supposed to be engaged now or is that just rumor. Still, my money would go on Harrison.

    If I can find that article or mention of it, I’ll let you know.

  6. King Smart Ian

    #1 is easy – its Clint Howard, duh!

  7. doofus

    my guess for the first (an A-list, gorgeous, clean cut guy who always tries to do the right thing?) is George Clooney. And his girlfriend (on an off for a long time) is a model. Krista something.

  8. gailmariecat

    1. ?
    2. Possibly Donald Trump.

  9. mrsloquacious

    1) Orlando Bloom? Justin Timberlake? Heath Ledger?

    2) Donald Trump & Melania Knauss

  10. yippie

    #1 is Leonardo DiCaprio

  11. Sofi

    #1 “Way up there” is a play on words meaning old. I’m thinking it would not be Orlando or any other of those guys under 30 most of whom are not clean cut. Though I agree Harrison Ford is NOT gorgeous

  12. Tilly

    #2 is not the donald. He met Melonia well after he ditched the Georgia trailor park queen. Hell that could be anybody that has their picture in New York Social Diary…

  13. Stoney

    1 Leo
    2 Donald

    Kate Bosworth, Krista Allen, and Calista Flockhart are actresses, not models people.

  14. Cheesy

    Reading and re-reading #1 again, it doesn’t say the girlfriend is a model; it says she’s “model-slim.”

  15. kat

    Just becayse it says “model slim” dos not mean it’s a model.

    #1 I too am going with Orlando

  16. sofi

    Stoney, it says model-slim not model/slim which does not mean she is a model it means she is a bone.

  17. Stoney

    Yes, but blind-items are very specific. Most words are chosen very carefully. I’m thinking the girlfriend is a model. Although at first I did read the damn thing wrong.

  18. Toots

    #2. Ron Perleman?

  19. Fabiola

    It’s not Perleman…he’s already on wife number 4!

  20. Sookie

    Hmmmmm, I do not think that “way up there” necessarily means old, and I think that “model-slim” means she’s a stick, not that she is a model.

  21. ET

    #2-Billy Joel?

  22. Barnie

    #2 is Kelsie Grammer and his wife Camel. They rent a big house out there every year. Eveyrone on the East End (Hamptons) knows her story.

  23. spark

    ET, can’t be Billy Joel b/c he’s been divorced from Christie Brinkley for a while already.

  24. MelMega

    FYI…Leo does not have a model GF…

  25. Gigi

    Mel –

    Leo is dating a model.

  26. MelMega

    My bad! I guess I just can’t understand why models keep dating him…

  27. Ella

    #1 “way up there” = reference to the Aviator?

  28. Lizzy

    I could be way off, but here are my guesses…….

    1.) Orlando Bloom or Leo DiCaprio
    2.) Either Donald & Melaina Trump or Rupert & Wendi Murdoch (Rupert dumped his second wife Anna to marry Wendi who worked for News Corp., and he has been known to hang out in the Hamptons.)

  29. marisse

    People, please! All the clues are already there! Orlando’s way up there on the A-list. Live with it! We already know that he’s gorgeous. Believe me, see him in person. Cleancut type simply means wholesome image and model-slim girlfriend points to kate “bony ass” bosworth who by the way is still not out of her starlet image. Who can blame him? a man can’t live on prunes alone!

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