Anderson Cooper’s Modest

April 25th, 2007 // 6 Comments

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Uh, so Anderson Cooper showers in his underwear at the gym. He’s afraid of people getting pictures of what he’s twerking with. Do they make boxer briefs you can shower in? Wait, don’t you want to scrub those areas after you’ve been sweating it up at the gym? What’s the point of showering? I have so many questions about this story.

You can’t be too careful, especially when you’re high-profile anchorman Anderson Cooper. Cyber gossip Janet Charlton reports the white-haired CNN star regularly works out at the Equinox gym in the Time Warner Center, where he attracts a lot of attention from hard bodies of both genders. “So he takes precautions,” Charlton reports. “Everyone knows camera phones are easy to smuggle anywhere, so sensible Anderson reportedly showers in his underwear. Boxer briefs, to be exact.”

Well, at least we know he’s not one of those go down on guys in the steam room kind of gays. We all know those guys. But I still have a lot of questions about….damn. Nevermind.

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Comments (6)

  1. Tom Sederburg | April 25, 2007 at 11:56 am

    At least not at his work gym.

    Later,
    Tom

  2. Kitty Fantastico | April 25, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    I’ve always pictured Anderson in CK tightie whities!

  3. jesse d | April 25, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    That is one beautiful blue eyed piece of American pie. Yum yum

  4. barrage | April 25, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    He’s a never-nude.

  5. hjc | April 25, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    Oy – why does AC all wet in his undies make me all tingly in my no no spots???

  6. mike | April 25, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    please – bitch makes enough to have a home gym, even in NYC – he goes to the gym because he WANTS to be seen

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