Andy Baldwin Is Your 4th Of July Hotness

July 3rd, 2008 // 15 Comments

Uh, hi, Andy. Yeah, I’m J. Nice to meet you. Wow, you were really going for it out there, huh? You really know how to surf! Do you need any help with that wetsuit? No? Ah, no prob. Wow, that rubber’s pretty tight. Really tight. Kinda creeps up on you there.

Yeah. Me? Oh, just you know blogging on the beach! Heh heh. Yeah, that’s my job. So you were the guy on the Bachelor, right? Yeah that must have been cool, all those…uh, women. Yeah.

Wow! Patriotic speedos! You’re really in the spirit of the holiday! It’s like you’ve got the American flag there under your rippling chest and torso and covering your pert buttocks and package. You don’t need that towel Just air dry. Yeah. Would you like to go for a blowjob? What? Beer. I said beer! Hah hah! Oh that’s so funny you thought I said blowjob! Oh man, that’s crazy. So you want to go for a blowjob?

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 14 photos of Andy Baldwin.


Uh, hi, Andy. Yeah, I’m J. Nice to meet you. Wow, you were really going
for it out there, huh? You really know how to surf! Do you need any
help with that wetsuit? No? Ah, no prob. Wow, that rubber’s pretty
tight. Really tight. Kinda creeps up on you there. Yeah. Me?
Oh, just you know blogging on the beach! Heh heh. Yeah, that’s my job.
So you were the guy on the Bachelor, right? Yeah that must have been
cool, all those…uh, women. Yeah. Wow! Patriotic speedos!
You’re really in the spirit of the holiday! It’s like you’ve got the
American flag there under your rippling chest and torso and covering
your pert buttocks and package. You don’t need that towel! Just air dry.
Yeah. Would you like to go for a blowjob? What? Beer. I said beer! Hah
hah! Oh that’s so funny you thought I said blowjob! Oh man, that’s
crazy. So do you want to go for a blowjob?Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 14 photos of Andy Baldwin.

By J. Harvey

  1. topsyturvy8

    i’d be happy for his firecracker to explode in my mouth

  2. Danielle

    He looks so disgusting in those speedos…it looks like he doesn’t have a dick.

  3. mg

    He’s completely hairless. It’s unnatural and unattractive.

  4. James

    LFMAO

    Too fuuny.

    Oh please. You know you’d hit it.

  5. Truth

    yeah that suit is past paitriotic and into SCARY!!!!

  6. Truth

    Fireworks??? No a bomb!!!!

  7. Zelda F.

    Talk about unfortunate timing,,,, So soon after the David Beckham photos….. Andy is definitely NOT the whole “package”…. Maybe the water is just really, really, really cold!

  8. seeldee

    Um, and how weird is it that he’s actually wearing two bathing suits at one time? Really, take a look – it’s two suits!

  9. seeldee

    Um, and how weird is it that he’s actually wearing two bathing suits at one time? Really, take a look – it’s two suits!

  10. seeldee

    Um, and how weird is it that he’s actually wearing two bathing suits at one time? Really, take a look – it’s two suits!

  11. seeldee

    …sorry about those multiple posts. Kept getting submission errors…

  12. Bella

    This guy is so NOT hot. Even though he´s rather handsome and in tip top shape, he´s just not sexy in the slightest. He was so awkward in the Bachelor and I can´t stand how he talks without really opening his mouth.

  13. Pink Parasol

    This guy is as FLAT as an American Pancake!

    He’s gonna be lonely for a long time, coz, he’ll only ever have room to love himself!

  14. Tartan Lassie

    You call this hot?

    A “hot” dog is way hotter than this camera wh*ore hugger!

    He is so in love with himself…and he has nothing on David Beckham’s package!

    Now, that’s hot!

  15. No friend

    This guy was on the Bachelor three seasons ago–he couldn’t get a girl then and he still can’t! A has been–if he is so smart, why doesn’t he get promoted and accomplish something in the Navy; or if he is a doctor, why hasn’t he gone for a residency? Unfortunately. this guy thinks his claim to fame comes through dating D list celebrities or hiring a photographer and public relations staff to let everyone know that he is still showing off his body and available for acting in porno films.

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