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Check out the Look What’s Happened To Rosemary’s Baby mugshot! Bitch get ahold of yourself! Maniacal bisexual Andy Dick was busted at a chicken shack for attacking a 17-year-old girl in a sexual manner early this morning.

Andy, who was apparently on the prowl for his own sort of chicken leg, initially had the cops called on him for pissing outside the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, Calif. around 2 AM. Way to keep it classy.

He was found in the passenger side of a van, and pinched for “allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down,” according to TMZ.

He also had some weed and Xanax on him. He’s being held on $5,000. You’re 42. Grow the f*ck up.

So he has a death wish, right? He keeps doing stuff that seems to indicate he wants to get the shit beaten out of him. And he’s supposed to be a comedian, but it’s not very funny.

Andy, who was apparently on the prowl for his own sort of chicken leg,
initially had the cops called on him for pissing outside the Buffalo
Wild Wings in Murrieta, Calif. around 2 AM. Way to keep it classy.

He was found in the passenger side of a van, and pinched for “allegedly
groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down,”
according to TMZ.

He also had some weed and Xanax on him. He’s being held on $5,000. You’re 42. Grow the f*ck up.

So he has a death wish, right? He keeps doing stuff that seems to indicate he wants to get the shit beaten out of him. And he’s supposed to be a comedian, but it’s not very funny.