Angie Hates Clooney

October 10th, 2007 // 74 Comments

Damn, leave the mausoleum once in awhile for some fried chicken, Vampira! She’s wasting away to nothing but good intentions and some creepy tattoos! You Angie haters are gonna LURVE this one. Allegedly, Angelina Jolie isn’t a huge fan of her husband Brad Pitt’s friendship with Mr. George Clooney. She’s probably worried that George is going to spelunk in Brad’s pitt. George seems to be like one of those old-school Hollywood types whose outhouse door occasionally swings the other way but we don’t talk about it. But I’m sure when it’s photographed, it’s in tasteful black and white and everyone looks like Cary Grant.

When Brad rushed down the red carpet at the NYC premiere of George’s new movie, Michael Clayton, on Sept. 24, Angie was noticeably absent. “Angie’s not particularly close to George, so she didn’t see why she had to be there,” says a close friend of Brad’s. “She asked Brad if he minded going alone, but Brad says it wasn’t really a question. And it was fine with him.”

When Brad, 43, and Angie, 32, got together, Brad took on the responsibilities of fatherhood — and began spending months at a time living in far-flung places. And when they are back in LA, Angie discourages Brad from trying to have an occasional guys’ night. “Angie doesn’t get along with any of Brad’s friends,” says a Pitt family insider. Angelina isn’t trying to be cruel, say insiders — she just believes that casual friendships with other celebrities are an unnecessary distraction from the important things in life.

HA HA HA. Doesn’t it sound like Angie is running Jonestown or something? Cults run like that! They cut you off from your family and friends so you can eventually drink poisoned Kool-Aid and get posthumously featured in an scary documentary on the History Channel! Brad better recognize!

(Flynet)

More photos of Angelina Jolie’s recent “pick up Maddox from school” wear after the jump.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey

  1. peachpie

    *whips popcorn out of the microwave; grabs some juice; waits for the show to begin*

  2. jen

    Angelina doesn’t have many friends of her own (if any – Marianne Pearl would most likely be the closest thing she’s got a girlfriend) so she can’t understand the bond – even if it’s just casual. Probably why she doesn’t place importance on Maddox building friendships.

    I just love how they complain/whine/sniffle about the people outside the school – yet they do nothing to change their routine to change the congestion. I wonder how long the other parents are going to be patient.

  3. vinegartits

    Husband? wrong.

  4. Lola

    Ohhh, J Harvey……
    Why’d you go and do that? Now you gonna have Brangeloonies rising from their slumber ready to pounce, clogging up your post with indignations and sending you nastygrams. You dare insult the QUEEN! Tsk, Tsk. Take cover luv, I hear them coming.

  5. marni

    Can someone explain the “outhouse door swinging the other way” bit…sorry lost me there…George is bi? a swinger?

  6. jbonz

    “Dem bones
    Dem bones
    Dem dry bones
    Dem dry, dry bones.”

  7. devil

    Angelina Jolie seems like someone that most other people don’t like. Only a really weak person would want to latch onto her. Enter Brad.

    Brad’s in so deep now, it’ll be interesting to see how he’ll finally detach himself from Angelina’s clutches. Stay tuned.

  8. manolo

    someone please get her new shoes. maybe if she moves out of her $100,000 a month apartment and stops taking unnecessary helicopter rides she can get herself a new wardrobe. and an appointment with the colorist.

  9. upper east sider

    none of these so-called parents causing a ruckus at the lycée to ogle angelina look like parents to me. they look like nannies and fans. upper east side parents at that school probably have towncars and drivers picking up their kids and could not be bothered with this attention whore.

  10. T-Bone

    While Angelina might feel that “casual friendships with other celebrities are an unnecessary distraction from the important things in life”, fortunately, she’s not the boss. Each person, individually, has to figure out what the “important things” are for themselves. If this is true, there’s nothing wrong with her giving feedback, and there’s nothing wrong with her sticking to her own moral code, but trying to control Brad’s behavior shows a lot of insecurity on her part, and it’s eventually going to blow up in her face.

  11. Zekers

    Look at her smiling at all the commotion she is causing…she loves that attention!

    I agree with J., she looks as though she is a daily blood donor or something, good grief could she get any paler or skinnier and still be upright?

    …and marni, the outhouse door thing, you’re on the right track.

  12. nastybugger

    jen, perfectly stated. she has NO friends. you NEVER see her, socially, with anyone except Brad or the kids. I think it’s because any woman would see her as a threat/competition (gee, I wonder why?!).

    unfortunately, brad is (seemingly) the complete opposite. he LIKES having friends and hanging out with them. eventually, this pretty major difference in life philosophies will affect their relationship, if it hasn’t already. Personally, I think Brad didn’t know what he was getting himself into when he got involved with her.

    And this is not the first story I’ve heard about George and Angie not liking each other.

  13. Ugh

    I personally wouldn’t see her as a threat since I don’t think she’s attractive unless she’s been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that’ll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

  14. flatbellydance

    Brad Pitt is truly talented as an actor and I don’t get what he sees in Angelina. I think her heart is in the right place with less acting (please, God let her just retire – she is the WORST) and turning towards humanitarian work. It just seems to me that she shortchanges herself as mother because she’s so damn preoccupied with acquiring more kids. The sad reality is, you can’t save them all, which kills to admit. She should concern herself more with trying to encourage others to adopt, rather than trying to adopt every single orphan in the world herself.

  15. Ugh

    I personally wouldn’t see her as a threat since I don’t think she’s attractive unless she’s been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that’ll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

  16. stolidog

    George and angie don’t like each other because they both have sex with brad…isn’t it obvious?

  17. Ugh

    I personally wouldn’t see her as a threat since I don’t think she’s attractive unless she’s been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that’ll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

  18. Ugh

    I personally wouldn’t see her as a threat since I don’t think she’s attractive unless she’s been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that’ll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

  19. flatbellydance

    Brad Pitt is truly talented as an actor and I don’t get what he sees in Angelina. I think her heart is in the right place with less acting (please, God let her just retire – she is the WORST) and turning towards humanitarian work. It just seems to me that she shortchanges herself as mother because she’s so damn preoccupied with acquiring more kids. The sad reality is, you can’t save them all, which kills to admit. She should concern herself more with trying to encourage others to adopt, rather than trying to adopt every single orphan in the world herself.

  20. green cardigan

    Why doesn’t she just use her broomstick to arrive and collect Maddox ? That way, she’d be doing her bit for the environment and avoid the media frenzy. She could just swoop down onto the pavement and swoop off again, quick as lighting.

    *Cackles madly*

  21. Kate

    Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self—even in his 40′s.

  22. Kate

    Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed/altered himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self—even in his 40′s.

  23. Kate

    Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed/altered himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self—even in his 40′s.

  24. Kate

    Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed/altered himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self—even in his 40′s.

  25. green cardigan

    Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating multiple posts? Where’s my garlic? Or is it parsley that works??

  26. marni

    Zekers:thx for for the hint though if it is the bi option ,I am a little disappointed..?( maybe disconcerted is a better word) though not as disappointed as when I saw Viggo M. plant a full-on -smacker kiss on David Croenberg at the Toronto Film Festival screening of Alatriste..sigh…that took some mental “adjustment”—lol…

  27. green cardigan

    Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating multiple posts? Where’s my garlic? Or is it parsley that works??

  28. Kate

    Sorry about that, I did not realise that I posted four times.

  29. green cardigan

    Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating repeat posts? Where’s my garlic? Be gone with you!

    At least she won’t have to spend a fortune on a Halloween costume at the end of the month.

  30. green cardigan

    Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating repeat posts? Where’s my garlic? Be gone with you!

    At least she won’t have to spend a fortune on a Halloween costume at the end of the month.

  31. green cardigan

    I’ ve been possessed!!!Help!!!!

  32. alix

    I love that someone pegged angietothemax as Angelina’s publicist and she disappeared. How humiliating for all of them!

  33. patty

    In that first photo of Angelina she reminds me of a Black Widow Spider…seriously! Those long , skinny arms and legs, that HUGE head, much larger than Brads…..ewwwwwwww. Once a skank , forever a skank. You really messed up your life Brad PittY

  34. stolidog

    It’s Maddox. He’s a boy wizard and he’s forcing you all to multiple post because he hates his evil adoptive mother and wants to read nasty things about her over and over.

  35. green cardigan

    ……..Double, double, toil and trouble…………..

    *stirring cauldron*

  36. jenn

    What? People can’t do things apart? Give me a break.

    If she went, it would be “she won’t let him be alone with george”, if she doesn’t go its all “she hates george”

    The pitt family sure has a lot of loose lipped insiders. :)

  37. Zekers

    Ohhhh, leave angietothemax alone. She isn’t one of the warped, rabid Jolie fans that swoop in here from time to time, she’s just a fan. If you’d read her posts you would realize that she’s a pretty intelligent, reasonable person. I can almost guarantee that she does not work for Jolie…though I bet she’d love to!

  38. Angie is overblown

    Ooo, that girl needs a double double quick!!!

    And a large fry pronto!

  39. duh

    I didn’t have read this on this site to know this is true. Brad and Angelina have been together for a few years and you never see photos of all of them hanging out with “Uncle George.” I knew there had to be tension, and it makes perfect sense:

    George is a ladykiller. He has no problem finding women, but he loves em and dumps em. He never wants to get married and doesn’t want children. He breaks hearts and though he’s charming, fun and likeable, I think that deep down he has a darker side. He’s somewhat cold-hearted when it comes to loving women. He doesn’t fully give of himself. He’s self-centered.

    Angelina is like Georgie in that she has power over men, but she does not love em and leave em. Her relationships mean something to her. She generally stays in touch with her exes. She also loves children.

    A man like George Clooney is exactly the type of man Angelina would detest. He is probably like Jon Voight – not a great character, not much integrity and a bad influence on Brad Pitt. He’s a man that a woman could not depend on and that’s why he wants no ties to anyone.

    It’s only natural that Angelina would not like George.

  40. green cardigan

    Zekers – we’re going to have to put back up the scarecrows. A few loons have swooped down. Harvest time, you know. Sigh.

  41. stolidog

    Duh, George is not a ladykiller, he’s a lady avoider. He’s doing Brad, and Angie get’s a little testie about it once in a while. Who wouldn’t?

  42. someone

    She looks like a bobble headed scarecrow. How can anyone truly think shes beautiful?

  43. T-Bone

    I don’t know, duh. I agree with what you’re saying about Angelina and George being somewhat alike (both somewhat pompous), but I question whether Angelina’s relationships mean that much to her. She seems to want to control and to have everything go her way. If it doesn’t go that way, she seems to leave.

  44. Persistent Cat

    First off, I’m not a lover or a hater.

    I gotta say, I wouldn’t let my husband hang out with George. I don’t put my foot down with my husband, let him go out when he wants (works both ways) but there have been a few friends in his past that I have NOT liked him hanging out with. One was the guy that constantly cheated on his girlfriend, the other was the forever single guy that loved to party and pick up women. George is the guy that you know your husband is going to go out with and probably come back two days later reeking of booze and sin.

    That said, I’d like to be George’s sin.

  45. T-Bone

    Interesting perspective, Persistent Cat, and I know exactly what you’re saying. You’d prefer that your husband not go out with those two guys, and that’s totally understandable. But would you demand it??? And if you did demand it, what would happen? I’m just curious.

  46. SunshineinSeattle

    Wasn’t George close to Jen? I think I remember the whol Oceans cast and Jen hanging out and Jen and Julia becoming close from it. It is hard to come into a relationship when the friends still like the ex.

  47. Persistent Cat

    It’s a tough call. Oddly enough, the cheater’s name was George and I left enough hints. My husband got sick of him because he was a pig. But the partier, eek, he’s dangerous. But I wouldn’t demand it because I don’t do that. I don’t want to be told what to do.

    She does seem like she’s a whole lot of no fun. What with the not eating and whatnot.

  48. blady02

    Angieskank’s world is going to come tumbling down one day soon only if Brad finds his b___s and has the backbone to stand up to this vampiress, it looks doubtful folks, she has tied his leash next to a yard full of kids he wants to play with!

  49. antiangie

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat. Mangie’s teaching her children that friendships aren’t important. What a cunt.

  50. green cardigan

    She’s jealous of George C more than likely. He looks like a charmer, intelligent, and fun to be around. Brad is probably easily led astray by him, being the type he is. I’m sure Angelina HATES that. She wants to be the one in control or else she feels out of control.

    I agree with the ‘whole lot of no fun’ Persistant Cat. She looks like she has no sense of humour, whereas JA does. She’s too earnest and self righteous and self important.

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