Angelina Jolie Did Not Give Birth (We Think)

May 31st, 2008 // 2 Comments

We’re just reporting it as we get it, folks. Numerous media outlets (including People magazine and E! news) are sticking by the “Angelina Jolie did not give birth” story. There was a crazy flurry of activity (yes, we know there’s a war on and an election coming up, but this is important, too!) yesterday when it appeared that Angelina might have given birth to twin girls.

Names were even reported! The girls were said to have been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane and to have been born via C-section at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence. By the way, Marcheline and Jane are the names of Angie and Brad’s moms, respectively. Anyway, it’s untrue. UNTRUE! Supposedly.

Geyer Kosinski is Angelina’s manager and he says the story is “not true.” And Brad’s manager Cynthia Pett-Dante dismisses it “as a rumor.”

Well, there ya have it. Angie and Brad are still supposed to be moving into a 1,000-acre, $60 million estate, with 35 bedrooms, a vineyard and a moat, just outside Aix-en-Provence in France. When she does give birth, she could always have one of those water births in the moat. It seems gross, but it also feels very historical medieval romance and I can sort of see her being into that. She wants to be one with history.

Photos: INFDaily.com

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Photos: INFDaily.com

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Comments (2)

  1. S_M_G | May 31, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    His name is “Geyer”??? So unfortunate :-))

    And by the way when I’m reading ASL ALL I care about it juicy gossip. Upcoming election? Who cares :-) Gimme more of Brangelina :P

  2. xy | June 1, 2008 at 8:18 am

    where is she if she didn’t?

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