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Since her family photo shoot taken last month with newborns Vivienne Marchand and Knox Leon, nobody has seen Angelina Jolie who has remained under-the-radar at the Château Miraval in Provence, France with partner Brad Pitt, as well as her passel of younguns.
In addition to the persistent paparazzi the couple face, reports are surfacing that the twins are suffering from colic and crying incessantly have lead to Angie’s post-natal depression.
Now insiders claim Jolie suffers from constant mood swings. “She has been staying in bed most of the time, all she does is sleep. She has little energy and has to force herself to remember to eat because she is still breast feeding.”
I know at least one person who’s laughing maniacally at this news.
Since her family photo shoot taken last month with newborns Vivienne Marchand and Knox Leon, nobody has seen Angelina Jolie who has remained under-the-radar at the Château Miraval in Provence, France with partner Brad Pitt, as well as her passel of younguns.
In addition to the persistent paparazzi the couple face, reports are surfacing that the twins are suffering from colic and crying incessantly have lead to Angie’s post-natal depression.
Now insiders claim Jolie suffers from constant mood swings. “She has
been staying in bed most of the time, all she does is sleep. She has
little energy and has to force herself to remember to eat because she
is still breast feeding.”
I know at least one person who’s laughing maniacally at this news.
therealdana | September 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Hmmm… I would have guessed the laughing maniac was Jennifer Aniston.
neil | September 3, 2008 at 5:46 pm
And the evidence is all around. Look at Brad and the kids in Vienna smiling and waving at people. They are obviously in shock. I heard from an insides source (sorry, I can’t say who) that Brad farted in bed and that was what tipped Angie over the edge. And what with those hugely popular and highly respected, power comedians, Joan Rivers and Rosanne Bar slamming Angie her world then just completely crumbled. My informant has also told me he/she has seen her afterwards with, Marriane Pearl and Jeffrey Sachs getting drunk together wailing and sobbing about how unfair the world is while the babies cried still wearing their day old dirty diapers. I tell ya, she’s losing it.
anne | September 3, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Well it is normal that the hormones goes berserk after a birth. Maybe she is post partum hyperthyroid? I feel for her actually.
Hmmmm | September 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I would be to with 6 kids and Brad wanting 2 more by next year, stamp breed mare on her a$$ and keep pumping out them kiddies.
someone | September 4, 2008 at 1:20 am
I think shes not been seen because she wants to wait til she loses the baby weight..and if anyone is staying up with the twins, its the nannies…AJ wanted a house full of kids, well..she has them..so deal with it..and Brad and the boys were smiling, because they got away from her for a minute..
someone | September 4, 2008 at 1:22 am
I think shes not been seen because she wants to wait til she loses the baby weight..and if anyone is staying up with the twins, its the nannies…AJ wanted a house full of kids, well..she has them..so deal with it..and Brad and the boys were smiling, because they got away from her for a minute..
sluttienna&Whoralina | September 4, 2008 at 2:20 am
I have no sympathy for her. Having babies to keep a man satisfied is so not of the 21st century. Any pain this fucked-out tramp get is well deserved. Smug idiot.
I have no respect for her because she has a vag | September 4, 2008 at 2:56 am
hi, read my name
yeah | September 4, 2008 at 7:14 am
I feel for the babies, if they are indeed “suffering” from colic. That is some serious suffering right there. How’s about a little feeling sent their way? They didn’t ask to be brought into this world, they are completely helpless, and in pain. If Angie’s suffering she can at least understand WHY, for the most part, and get some help. Those little beings are completely at other’s mercy.
This family at least has the resources to get all the help, in all ways, they need. I feel for the babies but the adults need to handle it like, well, adults. There are many in this world that can’t even fathom what these people have at their disposal, yet they survive.
Sheesh.
essie | September 4, 2008 at 8:49 am
OH, PLEASE!!!!
If there are pictures of the family, they are called “media whores” but if there are not pictures for weeks then “something is wrong.” What about this scenario: Angie is at home with her babies, happy and healthy, and resting because in October she will have to make appearances and give interviews for “Changling.” How about that?
I know that’s not nearly as interesting as having her in bed with the covers over her head, crying hysterically, depressed, surrounded by sick babies with the other four running wildly through the house. HOGWASH, I say!! Leave the woman alone. Brad would not be off in Venice and Toronto if Angie was having “problems.”
2 Old 4 This | September 4, 2008 at 9:09 am
Not a fan of Branjolina but I feel very badly for anyone dealing with colicy twins
YIKES!!!!
Spork | September 4, 2008 at 10:00 am
Who the fuck cares about that used-up old whore?
Spork | September 4, 2008 at 10:03 am
Who the fuck cares about that used-up old whore Holie?
Buzzkill | September 4, 2008 at 11:36 am
You call it post-natal depression, I call it publicity-withdrawal. Tomato, tom-ah-to, baby.
Sluttienna&Whoralina | September 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm
REPUBLICAN WHORES LIKE ANGELINA NEED TO SUFFER.
pwatson | September 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I feel for Angie if she is suffering from depression and colicky babies/ She has 2 nannies and lots of help.She needs an antidepressant to help her through this.I had depression withh my first and it was not easy. Fly me out to Angie and I will help with the babies and give her a break.I am a mother of 2 great children.
pwatson | September 4, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I feel for Angie if she is suffering from depression and colicky babies/ She has 2 nannies and lots of help.She needs an antidepressant to help her through this.I had depression withh my first and it was not easy. Fly me out to Angie and I will help with the babies and give her a break.I am a mother of 2 great children.
pwatson | September 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I feel for Angie if she is suffering from depression and colicky babies/ She has 2 nannies and lots of help.She needs an antidepressant to help her through this.I had depression withh my first and it was not easy. Fly me out to Angie and I will help with the babies and give her a break.I am a mother of 2 great children.
Anonymous | September 5, 2008 at 12:02 pm
What is wrong with all you people. Look people who called her a whore. I am not a fan but I respect a woman who goes out of her way to give money, her time, and loves her childern. She loves Pitt. She works her ass off in movie and then gives half her salary away. They also are building homes for people in New Orleans called pink. The US govnerment didn’t even stand up they did. Why don’t you try that. One baby is hard enough having two is really difficult, my brother just had twins and they are going crazy and they have help too. You people propabably don’t have childern.
Don’t through stones.
Anonymous | September 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm
What is wrong with all you people. Look people who called her a whore. I am not a fan but I respect a woman who goes out of her way to give money, her time, and loves her childern. She loves Pitt. She works her ass off in movie and then gives half her salary away. They also are building homes for people in New Orleans called pink. The US govnerment didn’t even stand up they did. Why don’t you try that. One baby is hard enough having two is really difficult, my brother just had twins and they are going crazy and they have help too. You people propabably don’t have childern.
Don’t through stones.
UghAngie | September 6, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Give the kids a rest, honey. I know you think you’re the savior of mankind, but seriously. You’re only human – don’t overwhelm yourself.
skinny fat | September 7, 2008 at 6:48 am
Karma’s a bitch, Mangie. I could care less what she’s suffering from.
skinny fat | September 7, 2008 at 6:49 am
Karma’s a bitch, Mangie. I could care less what she’s suffering from.
plasti-ho | September 9, 2008 at 9:27 pm
OT/ but wtf???? How much surgery has she had? She totally looks like she’s made out of plastic in this pic!!!