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A reportedly increasing cranky Angelina Jolie is set for a C-section to deliver the Golden Ones on Tuesday. Angie’s up in the Lenval hospital in Nice, France and apparently she’s acting like a bitch.
“She’s starting to feel that the staff are starstruck and not attentive
enough. She’s throwing fits if she rings and they don’t come quick
enough,” a source says.
Dude, I can not blame her ass. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a 1000 times. F*ck this miracle of life shit, a pregnant woman is faced with having to internally shove a kid outside of her through a damn coin slot. I’d be verbally ripping faces off left and right, and demeaning and humiliating people just to make myself feel better about the Cronenberg-esque horror that’s about to take place.
I know she’s having em’ through the front door, but still. I would probably be cool if Ri-Ri Harvey had decided to adopt needy orphans instead of subjecting herself to that sort of torment and body horror.
A reportedly increasing cranky Angelina Jolie is set for a C-section
to deliver the Golden Ones on Tuesday. Angie’s up in the Lenval
hospital in Nice, France and apparently she’s acting like a bitch.
“She’s starting to feel that the staff are starstruck and not attentive
enough. She’s throwing fits if she rings and they don’t come quick
enough,” a source says.
Dude, I can not blame her ass. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a
1000 times. F*ck this miracle of life shit, a pregnant woman is faced
with having to internally shove a kid outside of her through a damn
coin slot. I’d be verbally ripping faces off left and right, and
demeaning and humiliating people just to make myself feel better about
the Cronenberg-esque horror that’s about to take place.
I know she’s having em’ through the front door, but still. I would
probably be cool if Ri-Ri Harvey had decided to adopt needy orphans
instead of subjecting herself to that sort of torment and body horror.
d. LauRen | July 10, 2008 at 9:35 am
J, my man, TRUE THAT!!!!
the last days of pregnacy is the worse, BUT not to sound cheezy, it is worth it,
catcatattack | July 10, 2008 at 9:54 am
Hospital staff always ignore the discomforts and wishes of pregnant/delivering women. Whatever is happening to you, they’ve seen it before.
{oh!!} | July 10, 2008 at 10:01 am
No one knows when she will give bitrh.
devil | July 10, 2008 at 10:10 am
Angelina Jolie is acting like a bitch? Gee, that’s unbelievable since she has a reputation for being so sweet and nice.
/sarcasm off
If she could stop breeding for a couple of days, she should get that terrible nose-job repaired. Really, she wouldn’t be quite so unattractive if something decent could be done with that honker.
Doc Hollywood | July 10, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I wish she would go away and take Brad with her. Who cares about this nutjob?
wildflower509 | July 10, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Just name these two “pete” and “Repete” and be done with it. I don’t see where her birthing a second time is so newsworthy, not even if she were to produce a “litter”. I was much more excited about Nichole Urban and her hubby delivering a healthy baby girl. A family is more than just quantity, it’s quality in attention, caregiving, love and education for each individual child. None of the Rainbow Tribe has had this, it’s impossible for it to be that way with six in three years. Pitty that “tribe”….one day they will wake up and see what they have done, or should i say, haven’t? Now make these two go away and stay there….
wildflower509 | July 10, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Just name these two “pete” and “Repete” and be done with it. I don’t see where her birthing a second time is so newsworthy, not even if she were to produce a “litter”. I was much more excited about Nichole Urban and her hubby delivering a healthy baby girl. A family is more than just quantity, it’s quality in attention, caregiving, love and education for each individual child. None of the Rainbow Tribe has had this, it’s impossible for it to be that way with six in three years. Pitty that “tribe”….one day they will wake up and see what they have done, or should i say, haven’t? Now make these two go away and stay there….
Fiona | July 10, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I will pay this site $100 per day if they never mention this couple again!
FashionGurl | July 10, 2008 at 5:17 pm
UGH! Enough with this BS! Who cares about her anyway? She is a suck ass actress who got together with a married man..real mother of the year material, huh? I wish this site would just get over her already.
janePitt | July 10, 2008 at 5:58 pm
The only good thing about this story is knowing that those kids are making her sorry ass miserable. Just up front payback for the way they will be pimped to the press by her worthless parents.
Jolie | July 10, 2008 at 8:42 pm
v\Her is profile is showing up at a super model site named Richromances.com. Is she dating someone? but there many models are beautiful than her.