Angelina Picking Up Her New Kid

March 14th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Man, she has pull. Weeks? Try right now. The most beautiful woman in the world is over in Vietnam collecting the latest addition to her Benetton ad. I wish it was a girl, because I really really want her to have a daughter named Debbie for some reason.

Angelina Jolie landed in Vietnam Wednesday night to complete the process of adopting a 3-year-old boy.

The actress, 31, was quickly escorted into a car with dark windows and driven from the airport, according to a photographer employed by the Associated Press.

After she receives the 3-year-old child – and participates in an adoption ceremony with officials in Ho Chi Minh City on Thursday morning – Jolie is expected to meet with U.S. consular officials who will then need to review the adoption before granting the child a passport.

The kid was abandoned at a hospital as a baby, and has been living in an orphanage since an unsuccessful attempt to find his parents. Well, no worries, kid. Because you’ve hit the motherload. The most beautiful woman in the world is now your mom. Your dad is Brad Pitt. You’re rich now. You get to pick on your new sister because she’s white and doesn’t come from an impoverished land. Just don’t mess with Maddox. I don’t think he takes kindly to anyone trying to jack his swagger.

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Comments (4)

  1. Zzzzzzzz | March 14, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    Line up Shrink # 4 for the Jolie-Pitt kids.

  2. MasqueO.R.D. | March 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    Aw, that’s sweet! That pic was taken the last time this bitch actually held her natural born daughter.

    Shrinks? These kids are gonna need preists.

  3. Jake | March 15, 2007 at 3:36 am

    What’s with this ‘most beautiful women’ crap. Getting pretty tired of all the attention being payed to this creepy woman who has a cluster of personality disorders.

  4. Brilliant! | March 15, 2007 at 9:39 am

    zzzzzz, MasqueO.R.D and Jake… I love you guys! those were brilliant posts! You rock and so do I!

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