James Haven, Angelina Jolie’s brother (you know, that guy with the perpetual creepy grin on his face) claims that now that their mother Marcheline Bertrand has passed away, the two siblings see themselves as orphans. Despite the fact that their estranged father, Jon Voight, is still very much alive, he appears to be dead to them. From TMZ:
Haven says, “There were times when our father was awesome, but my biggest memory is that he would look more to our faults than to our strengths, and that’s what was so hard.”
“Now that our mother has died, we’re two orphans, Angie and I, so she has a deep understanding of the orphans she adopts.”
All of a sudden, James is so chatty. I feel like he totally fell off the radar for a bit there and now little quotes of his are turning up all over the place. Perhaps he sensed the celebrity gossip drought we’ve been experiencing and is answering the strange-celebrity-sibling-bat-signal we’ve been shining up into the clouds every night…


























OMG! Would these two just get over themselves? Seriously…get a better grip on reality than the ones you’ve (barely) got.
Is he going to be in an up coming movie or something, Why is he getting all these interviews.
I am soooo tired of celebrities that complain about the paparrazi and tabloids but then constantly pursue media attention. If Angelina Jolie didn’t want her creepfest brother saying shit, she’d shut him up, but obviously he’s becoming her PR rep. She doesn’t want pictures taken of her kids, but then immediately sold photos of Pax, which appeared the week after she adopted him!
I call shenanigans…
I don’t believe a word that comes out of either one of thier mouths..He is a nobody, if he wasnt whorelinas brother, we wouldn’t know his name. And pretty much everything she says is a lie.
This guy’s a joke. Talking about being an orphan! I hope Jon Voight writes them both out of his will and donates his money to other relatives or to a charity, then you’ll see them piss and moan then how a horrible father he is (was). These guys have no clue what the world is really like. Creepy to say the least.
COME ON! Orphans are CHILDREN, not adults! Get over yourselves!!!
Funny isn’t it, Jon Voight was a great father, all the while he was useful to them both. As in using all his connections to become actors, in their own right….I guess after his usefulness wore off, and they didn’t need him anymore, he became this abusive, neglectful father figure. Angelina even stated “He is a great actor, but he’s a better father”. HER WORDS.
There are many pictures of those kids with their father growing up. So yes, he maintained a relationship with them.
If these two still have unresolved issues, then they should be seeking therapy. Defaming him in the publics eye, will not help them recover from whatever unresolved issues they have with him.
I sincerely hope that Angelina makes just enough mistakes as a parent that her children grow up and want nothing to do with her. Then, she’ll find out what it’s like to have your child slam the door on your face. I’m sure there is some genuine bad blood between her and her father, but grow up Angelina! EVERYBODY has issues with their parents! But not EVERYBODY acts like a child about it. Whatever her father did, I’m sure it wasn’t as bad as making out with his brother, wearing Billy Bob’s blood, and just running around town acting like all her screws were loose. (Um yeah, her attempts to be all saintly these past few years haven’t earased our memories) The point is, Angelina has acted like a crack pot, too. She needs to get off her high horse already. Come to think of it, her dad needs to realize he’s better off without such a minipulating phyco *itch in his life.
Oh, and I forgot to mention how she also stole another woman’s husband. Yeah, what a pillar of morality you are, Angelina. If the dude is married, even if HE’s the one coming on to you, you stay the hell away from him! Geesh.
Yeah a couple of Thirty Something Orphans. Come On Think about what you say, obviously this guy clearly does not think before he flaps his big lips.
If these two are orphans, then perhaps they should save themselves.
OH, maybe they could adopt one another and live happily ever after! (If I rolled my eyes as hard as I feel like doing it, my optical nerves would probably snap)