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Jennifer Aniston is set to be the new face of SmartWater. This could be lucrative. 50 Cent (I love the fact that there’s a major businessman/entrepeneur/rap guy out there with that moniker) just made bank seeing as he’s an investor in Glaceau (the company that makes SmartWater and vitaminwater). Glaceau just got bought by Coke for 4.1 billion. Where do I sign? “In Da Club” opened THOSE kinda doors? Anyway, Aniston’s shilled abroad but never for America. Apparently, she’s a big fan of the product.
The partnership marks the actress’ first U.S. endorsement, although she has lent her famous face overseas to brands like Heineken, L’Oreal and Damiani jewelry.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, smartwater’s senior vice president of marketing. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
According to a statement released by the company, “Jennifer became an immediate fan. She believes so much in smartwater that she recently became an investor in the company and is even getting actively involved in the business.”
There will even be signature Jennifer Aniston SmartWater bottles down at your local Circle K and fine White Hen Pantries everywhere! Rock! Will they depict her strangling an Angelina lookalike? Good for her. Out on dates, making cash off of selling water. It’s all just a yoga mat of happiness for her lately.
Check out Jennifer Anistion’s Smart Water ad after the jump.
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I guess this is good for her, after all she has no furture as a real actress, she has no talent, and now that Brad has dumped her Fugly azz, no one in Hollywood wants to deal with this no talent. She rode Brad’s coattail to the bitter end. Now as she is quickly fadding way (Thank God) I guess this is the best the poor thing can do. It wont be long now before we will never have to see that gigantic chin and Mugly face again,, HORAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kelly | June 1, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Mmm… Smart Water. I love that stuff.
Margaret | June 1, 2007 at 2:44 pm
lookwhaticando – how’d you get such a burr up your a**? Jesus! You might want to try some Metamucil schnell!
Zekers | June 1, 2007 at 2:52 pm
lookwhaticando, you are daily posting that anyone who says anything negative about Angelia must be jealous of her…now just what does that say about your (vapid) posting on Jennifer?
By the way, what in the world is “HORAYYYYY?”
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Margaret said:
lookwhaticando – how’d you get such a burr up your a**? Jesus! You might want to try some Metamucil schnell
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Yeah, I see what you are saying, she can’t help it bacause she Butt Fugly. And can’t act her way out of a paper bag, And that Brad kicked her to the curb because of what a fraud and lair she is.
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Zekers said:
lookwhaticando, you are daily posting that anyone who says anything negative about Angelia must be jealous of her…now just what does that say about your (vapid) posting on Jennifer?
By the way, what in the world is “HORAYYYYY?”
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It’s a word I just made up, You Like?
Margaret | June 1, 2007 at 3:08 pm
The Washington Post reported on the 25th of May the agreed to sale of Glaceau to Coca Cola at 4.1 billion. If Jen’s an investor as was reported, she should have netted some cool cash from that one. 50 cents had 10% of the business and is reported to have gotten 400 million for his piece. This looks like a win-win-win for Jennifer. And to lookwhaticando – no you don’t see what I’m saying. I said YOU, PERSONALLY need a huge dose of laxative! Nothing, but chronic constipation makes anyone as mean as you are.
Anonymous | June 1, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I would rather have an ‘ugly’ face than be a person of ugly character like this so called good for nothing lookwhaticando
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Anonymous said:
I would rather have an ‘ugly’ face than be a person of ugly character like this so called good for nothing lookwhaticando
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Does this mean you dont want to be friends… :(
lol
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 3:24 pm
CoCo: Daddy, see that monkey over there on that guys knee, He looks just like Auntie Chinny
David: Now Now, Coco, that monkey looks a whole lot better than your auntie.
T-Bone | June 1, 2007 at 3:29 pm
lookwhaticando….
Jennifer Aniston has about 75 million dollars more than you, I would imagine, so she’s probably laughing all the way to the bank!! This just adds on to that booming bank account! Good for her!
50 cent knows about 5 million beautiful, talented women in the music and entertainment industry. The fact the he and his group chose Jennifer over all the other skanks out there is HUGE! Smart move, fifty!
jen | June 1, 2007 at 3:29 pm
off topic totally – but I wonder if Jennifer and Laura Dern ever had a conversation to compare notes.
S_M_G | June 1, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Good for Jennifer, it looks like she always makes the right choices when it comes to money.
And it makes me happy to see her Cox together. Friends is my favorite sitcom of all time and it’s good to see a real friendship came out of it :-)
Anonymous | June 1, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Coco: No, no daddy!. That monkey is lookwhaticando!!! See daddy what the monkey can do?
MM | June 1, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Love Smartwater. Love Jennifer Aniston. Good match.
lookwhaticando, at least she’s not a psychopath like your idol Angelina.
Ugh | June 1, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Love her! And they needed someone natural looking, classy, and pretty for their ads so she was perfect for it.
Brooke | June 1, 2007 at 3:44 pm
lookwhaticando like you know jennifer personally, she would have you for lunch, take your pigass negativity and shove up your own buttocks.
And who is laughing last here? I don’t see you in the rag mags, if you were well liked at all you wouldn’t be posting 24.7 on the Internet. I take it you live in Hollywood? lol . You probably are a big fan of that sanjha kid from American Idol. Dumbass.
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 3:48 pm
T-Bone said:
lookwhaticando….
Jennifer Aniston has about 75 million dollars more than you, I would imagine, so she’s probably laughing all the way to the bank!! This just adds on to that booming bank account! Good for her!
50 cent knows about 5 million beautiful, talented women in the music and entertainment industry. The fact the he and his group chose Jennifer over all the other skanks out there is HUGE! Smart move, fifty!
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T-Bonezee, I wish I was worth 25 million, I think Chinny is worth over 100 million. Too bad she cant use some of it to fix her face, reduce that monster chin, or learn how to act. Oh Well, I’m sure that money keeps her good and warm at night,,lol, what cha think?
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Brooke said:
lookwhaticando like you know jennifer personally, she would have you for lunch, take your pigass negativity and shove up your own buttocks.
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By God that sure would smart, I mean just the thought of it.. errgh, What would even be worse is Man’s massive chin going up the ole buttocks, What do you think???
lookwhaticando | June 1, 2007 at 3:55 pm
CoCo: Look Daddy, Auntie Chinny’s Chin, stretches all the way over there.
Brooke | June 1, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Dude, how old are you?
T-Bone | June 1, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Lookwhaticando — you know it’s interesting…most of us anti-Jolie people comment on Angelina’s disturbing behavior. You, on the other hand, have nothing to go on other than Jennifer’s physical appearance. That says A TON about you as a person.
If Jennifer were out there sleeping with every man in town, stealing husbands, shooting heroin, adopting 5 children a day, contradicting everything she says, walking around without any clothes on, not showing up for work, drinking until she falls over or something else like that, I could understand your rants. But you have nothing to go on other than Jennifer Aniston’s chin and how ugly you think she is. THAT is truly childish and sad! Grow up!
jen | June 1, 2007 at 4:17 pm
You said it TBone!
NJ | June 1, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Jen is adorable!
LOVE her.
Liar, fugly, can’t act… lookwhaticando, I think you’re confusing Miss Jen with your queen, Angelina.
brooke | June 1, 2007 at 4:24 pm
what he fails to realize is, Brad Pitt sought Jen out after seeing her on Friends, so I can only surmise that he found Jen to be so ugly he wanted to date her, then marry her. Yep. This little guy on here must be 10.
brooke | June 1, 2007 at 4:31 pm
oh and your girl angie, have you not seen her mouth? UP close, look, Her gums and teeth are very mis-mounted, it isn’t about looks it is about heart and soul, I do not know either personally but I can watch an interview and get a good idea as to who a person is. I would have Jen over for dinner any day. Angie, not so much. I do not like pompous people. Angie is a beautiful woman, no doubt, and I am sure a good person. Just not my type of person that I would want in my life.
Margaret | June 1, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Actually, T-Bone, at last count last year, she had 110 million (per Forbes). lookwhaticando – I’ve often wondered what Angelina’s fan base is. It must be the under 12 set. 7th grader, huh?
MM | June 1, 2007 at 4:47 pm
you must be damn ugly and fat lookwhaticando to be so bitter about someone else’s natural and fit appearance.
Clarisse | June 1, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Haaa! Normally i would skip a post about Aniston (not my cup o’tea) but my spidey sense was telling me that lookwhaticando would be here spewing nonsense, so i had to take a peek….and TADA!!!!!
Talk about obsessive! What did Aniston do to you look? Microwave your cat? “Steal yo man?”
You are one crazy chick!
Margaret | June 1, 2007 at 4:56 pm
whaticando – there are some folks up on Life & Style in your age group posting away at the “We Don’t Like Brangelina” story. They don’t censor the comments, either, so I would think, you could just get everything off your undeveloped chest.
T-Bone | June 1, 2007 at 4:58 pm
“undeveloped chest”
hilarious Margaret!
devil | June 1, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Jennifer Aniston is naturally beautiful, talented and smart. That really threatens some people, apparently.
It appears that Brad Pitt left Aniston and ran to the arms of the only person more surgically enhanced than he is. And in Hollywood, that’s quite a bit of enhancement.
MJK | June 1, 2007 at 6:31 pm
I think Jennifer looks fabulous as always! I’ve never been huge fan, but you have to give her props for staying classy and private about the divorce/cheating. Jolie should take a lesson from Jennifer and keep her mouth shut and her life private.
FreakyZ | June 2, 2007 at 12:46 am
That is one adorable baby…. Coco
Dorothea | June 2, 2007 at 2:26 am
lookwhaticando-sorry sweets
gotta work/havalife but supporting your posts all the way!!!!
the rest of you are gonna die a slow posting death because —jen does not appreciate you
for starers. You are all hanging on to a fantasy that is long dead/Pathetic with a capital PPPPPPP
Jen is David Caruso without the new hit series
But whatever I llloooove your dedication.
Anyhowww— lookw.–hang in there babe
these people posting got nothing on you babe!
They are freaking out over the love affair that was right in front of their eyes at Cannes and this is what is called the aftermath…….
Laura | June 2, 2007 at 3:57 am
My God! That LookwhatIcando chic has way too much time in her hands (and way too little furniture in the “penthouse”). Relax, baby girl! No need to get so excited about some strangers… Sheesh!
jannre | June 2, 2007 at 11:50 am
lookwhaticando: You must be one of the inmates from JJ..you know they have a pic of Jennifer over there, Im sure you would fit right in with all the other Brangalunatics that post over there.It amazes me that all you loonies complain about is Jennifers chin.It looks a lot better than veins and fish lips, hugh head, and enormous forehead..not to mention mentally unstable…so have at it, I’d rather have a bigger chin.
eyes of laura | June 2, 2007 at 1:44 pm
jen looks like a bone rack.
the fact that you rabid fans of hers are stepping over this fact is hypocritical.
whats going on with her?
why is she doing commercials!!! when shes a multimillionaire??? is she going to give vast amounts to charity?
probably not since that’s not her style. fine.
But with her career in such a low place she should not be doing commercials to stay in the limelight.
she is making a BIG mistake.
Being RICHER is not always better.
sherri | June 2, 2007 at 1:56 pm
eyes,
if you go to any of the movie industry websites
(note to rabid posters on this site: this is not the epicentre of the facts about aniston)
anyhoo, you will see that her movie career is stalled big time. All her ‘future’ projects are no longer on the table.
she has a production company with Courtney but both of these women cannot get their projects greenlighted because (and I’m not saying this is fair) but they are not ‘hot’ in the industry anymore. Its particularly bad for aniston because she was voted ‘star of the year’ a few years back because of all the movies she had in the can. (note: the movies that she did rather than stick close to Brad ala Melanie Griffith. Face it, when your marriage is shaky, you gotta hunker down and hold on tighter.)
When you’re hot off a hit series, you get your chance to strike and if you continually miss—ala Aniston—you’re over.
She’s over, folks. Right now there are the new crop to take her place. Exhibit A–Katharine Heigl—lovely, smart, talented and likeable.
A lot like our impression of aniston BUT—keyword: Younger.
Next career option: pitching a product.
For someone of aniston’s level, this is career suicide as far as status in the industry goes.
And after all, isn’t THAT exactly what she gambled everything for???????????
T-bone | June 2, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Sherri-baby, something tells me Jennifer Aniston will always be just fine. Acting isn’t the only job in town. There are a million respectable ways to make millions of dollars, including directing, producing, writing, going back to school for a more respectable career, real-estate and everything else. She has the means to do just about anything she wants. So try not to pity her with her hundreds of millions of dollars, her health, her darling face, her good spirit and her great body.
seenoevil | June 3, 2007 at 12:25 am
T-bone,
that was the most hilarious post yet.
she should go into real estate?
The girl who wants to be a big movie star more
than she cares/d about her marriage, having kids, big issues, etc.???
Her selling water for gosh sakes is proof positive that she’ll do whatever it takes
to stay in the public eye. And she’s YOUR hero?
Sheesh. You sure don’t aim high.
Laura | June 3, 2007 at 5:17 am
Hang on a minute… so these people are supposed to be our heroes? I might like them more or less, feel simpathy or not, but my heroes are definitely not Hollywood actors… that much I can say…
WHAT SEENOEVIL | June 3, 2007 at 3:30 pm
So because someone is on Jenn’s side and they think she looks healthy and can do whatever she wants with her life and millions of $$$$, they are accused of thinking of Jenn as their hero? How about they just think Jenn is cool, smart, attractive and capable? The only people on these websites who have heroes and idols seem to be the Angelina & Brad fans.
What eyes of Laura sherri and seenoevil | June 3, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Wow you guys ranting and raving about youth, looks and stalled hollywood careers makes you about as shallow as the hollywood industry itself. I guess in your eyes there’s no way to give back to the world or society if you’re not a young hot movie/tv actress. I kind of think the other way around. I kind of think of acting and celebutants as a joke. That’s why it’s fun to read about them and laugh. If jennifer aniston ends up doing something more meaningful (due to a stalled career), good for her.
jainie | June 3, 2007 at 3:59 pm
jen can do whatever she wants but we can have an opinion on her choices since she has had every opportunity imaginable to use her celebrity for big things. she chooses to shill water, fine and good. but a celebrity who is famous for a famous marriage, her hair, doing commercials, excercising and dieting like a maniac is just going to go the way of erik estrada, don johnson, farrah fawcett, and co. you may think shes some big deal because you got all attached to rachel green but shes no more relevant at this point than a pet rock.
MM | June 4, 2007 at 9:51 am
You Angie lovers are a little WACKO! A couple of comments from seemingly rational people about how JA looks good and the SmartWater campaign seems right up her alley and you all go out of your minds! What is wrong with you? I don’t know about anyone else but I was never really a fan of the Friends “Rachel Green” thing and I still like Jennifer Aniston. I still hope the best for her, because from what I’ve read she’s a nice sensitive person. I really don’t think anyone out here idolizes her or is hanging on to the Rachel Green thing. People just relate to her. They don’t relate to Angelina Jolie. So what?