Aniston’s Breasts Were The Most Impressive Guests at The People’s Choice Awards

January 11th, 2007 // 26 Comments

*sigh*. That’s it. Turn off the lights. Lock up. I’m actually writing stories about Aniston’s tatters. In my defense, I’m not the only one.

As she stepped out to accept an award at a ceremony on Tuesday evening (January 9) her cleavage looked far fuller and more buoyant than in previous years.

Her astonishingly buxom appearance sparked a rumour at the People’s Choice Awards that Aniston had paid a visit to a plastic surgeon for her impressively curvaceous figure.

But an expert has said it is possible that the actress has managed to achieve her busty look with clever padding and a shrewd use of adhesive tape.

Yep. Her boobs looked huge. Big boobs. Right.*sound of crickets* *sound of weathervane turning creakily on the roof**a single drop of water falls out of the faucet and hits a dirty dish in the sink with a plinking sound*

Jennifer Aniston Has Breasts [The Daily Mail]

By J. Harvey

  1. no1pittfan

    Oh for goodness sakes, a girl finally gains some weight and “She’s Preggo, She’s had a lift or boob job”. Thank the gods she isn’t looking like Nicole Richie. At least we know Aniston is eating and looks awesome! She needs a new hairdo, tho!

  2. ba

    I think she looked beautiful as always — in honesty though, definitely did notice the difference and was surprised nothing was said before now. Either way — nothing to fault her about!

  3. Ashley Erin

    She looks puffy all over…

  4. anon

    Jesus, she has the facial bone structure of ‘Luther’ from “The Warriors”.

  5. I’d like to thank Salma Hayek for this.

    I hope it’s a trend.

  6. mimi

    Boy, she really is chinny!

  7. cherry

    p-r-e-g-g-e-r-s

  8. They do look fantastic. Having said that, is she pregnant? I don’t remember her having milkers this big

  9. ZeldaF

    I think she looks great. I’ve always liked her. I just hope she’ll find her peace and happiness. God knows she’s been thru hell in the last 2 years. Yeah Jennifer!

  10. Gregorio

    Nice hooters and she looked great but where are the famous and usually erect Aniston nipples? Greg

  11. Christa

    I thought she was looking a bit chunkier than normal and my first thought was “that’s what I looked like at 2 months pregnant”…hmmm

  12. TheExpert

    She has always had the best boobs in town. Even when she lost weight, they were perfect & natural. I noticed about 2-3 months ago that she has gained maybe 5 pounds. It obviously all went to her boobs. She looks fleshier on her chest. Those are hers, not lifted and not inflated.

  13. ZeldaF

    Expert. Are you sure? I seem to remember the first year or so of Friends, she came back from hiatis (sp?) with much larger brestesses (I meant so spell it that way). Didn’t she have a boob job in the early Friends years? Anyone else remember that?

  14. Chris

    Thanks, I really did need to let out my load. OOOOOOO YEEAAAAH!!

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