Ann Coulter a.k.a. Pudenda Shenanigans

June 9th, 2006 // 30 Comments

Scandalous. We had no idea that Ann Coulter was able to overcome her “tragic drag queen past.”

We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger.

Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

Embrace the past Ann, embrace the past.

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  1. She is pure evil. Satan has a new name…Ann Coulter.

  2. cindy

    I hate this woman. Pure Evil!

  3. dadsurfah

    Every thing thing Ann says is perfectly true. The Liberal media (I love “A Socialite’s Life” but you guys put liberalism before common sense) takes sound bites and places them in an out of context format to make her seem so “evil” and “Conservative”…ugh, yuck, ptooey. I’m glad to see her get ANY kind of press from the Left. Now, she’ll be more popular than ever.

  4. Grphdesi23

    What a two-faced B***h!

  5. Maria

    She says outrageous things to get press. A LOT of people have felt a lot “9/11 people” have whined on for too long. That widow on Oprah who says she blew the $4 million she got from American donations and didn’t feel badly about it, the people whining about every single mention of 9/11 (e.g. the movie that came out). 9/11 was horrible. but it was also 5 years ago. other disasters happened (hello? new orleans? tsunami? anthrax to postal carriers? – hell, they didn’t get any of that terrorism money the 9/11 people were bombarded with). sure it was crass of ann to say, but she’s like that fat oaf michael moore, they’re famous for saying controversial stuff. get over it.

  6. ravenswing

    shoot her

  7. ning

    she was my husband’s high school classmate in new canaan, ct. i have spoken with her former classmates and they all found her average bordering on mediocre in all aspects. no one expected she would turn out to be what she is today. coming from a place as phony and as pretentious as new canaan, i’m not surprised.

  8. lostmywayhome

    I’m NOT getting over her comments. My father-in-law was killed on September 11. She’s a disgusting media whore who exploits the very widows she denigrates to sell books. My mother-in-law didn’t “enjoy” her husband’s death, and she is one hell of a classy woman..unlike that beast coulter.

  9. krystyn

    whatever, this bitch is using 9/11 and all following hysteria to further promote HERSELF and make millions.

    Fuck her.

  10. eh

    We lost 2 in my family on 911, and we don’t feel entitled the way some of the people I met do so in this particular case, I agree with Ann (and I am far from conservative). I don’t think anyone should exploit a tragedy the way those widows and others have.

  11. FunMe

    HATE gets more publicity, and it will backfire on Ann the man.

    I hope he/she gets her ass sued.

    I don’t think she spills HATE just to get attention. This is a typical response from a CRYSTAL METH user. (Remember Hitler with no heart?) Couple with her alcoholism, and you have the perfect blend to start her MELT DOWN.

    Oh, let her sell more books by the ever shrinking 29%. She can knock herself out.

    This poor excuse of a human, if we can call her that, will certainly find out that KARMA sure is a bitch just like her!

    Remember all that money is going to fight her many lawsuits awaiting along with the current one in Florida:

    http://www.bradblog.com/archives/00002926.htm

    The evil that men and women do will get them at the end! Sweet. :-)

  12. jess

    i dont believe this for a second…you have to be a MALE to be a drag queen. duhh

    http://celebvent.blogspot.com

  13. I saw her in Key West in 79, she was fantastic!

  14. KittyLiterati

    dadsurfah, I get Ann Coulter’s point and I’m inclined to agree with her (though I don’t like her politics). However, she introduced it in a tawdry manner, because she seeks notoriety first and foremost. She wasn’t defending anyone’s right to have an opinion–the only reason she’s successful is because she says radical things to get a rise out of people.

    Ann Coulter is just as bad as those widows, because she takes rapid offense to anyone who speaks against her, and people like you who would wear her shit wrapped in tinfoil as earrings are quick to blame people for being “too Leftist” because no one wants to buy her foaming at the mouth. There are respectable Conservatives (like John McCain)–Horseface is not one of them.

  15. Nora

    Jess, check out the “source” link; the photos are from a satirical blog.

    FunMe, here’s to hoping that karma bites Ann “Hatemonger” Coulter in the butt! A big, big bite!

  16. dadsurfah

    Kitty, those four widows came out for Kerry in 2004, and they blamed Bush for 9/11, without saying a word about the Islamo shit bags who did it. That’s just typical “Leftist” obfuscation. Ann’s right on the money about what those 4 dumb bitches are doing. And youre wrong, baby girl.

  17. KittyLiterati

    no, dadsurfah, I’m not wrong. Ann Coulter fans protect her by default, regardless of whether or not she’s right. They fail to see that any of her legitimate arguments go to shit anyway because her foremost agenda is to be The Crazy Right-Wing Pundit. She knows that notoriety is just as good for sales as fame. If Ann really cared about the issues and not about having her face plastered on the Times, she’d have a different way of going about things.

    I’m not saying that Ann Coulter was wrong on her point about the 9/11 widows being untouchable territory. Their loss was terrible, but their status doesn’t elevate their right to free speech above anyone else’s. I’m not one of those raging Leftists that I daresay you assume me to be. My fault is with Ann Coulter herself. Ann never presents her arguments legitimately because her goal is to make money. And she only does that by foaming at the mouth and getting extremists on both sides riled up.

  18. jane doe

    she was born on dec 8,1961..40ish and still not married..her cevix has cobwebs on it, she hasnt had any in a LONG TIME, no wonder shes so angry.
    she cant get any..she might to have ask a friend to put on a strap on and try to satisfy her, o wait shes a frigid angry witch…lmao

  19. Larilee

    Ann Coulter at times has good points. HOWEVER, she often does not do her homework and presents herself and her unresearched “facts” in such a horrific manner that anything she says becomes a moot point. It’s not about what she means, it’s about how she says it. And she says it like shit.

  20. kellirc

    I just love women who attack other women for doing something other than the usual husband, 2.06 children and a mini-van in the driveway. Maybe if you got the cobwebs off your brain you would be able to think more clearly.

  21. JerseyGirl

    Ann Coulter makes some good points but then discredits herself by going to the extreme. If she just presented her information and opinions in a reasonable manner, she wouldn’t be so hated. The thing is, she wants to be hated. She wants the buzz and the attention but doesn’t seem to realize that all that attention makes people lose respect for her opinion because she’s not saying it to inform people but to be talked about by those people.

    She often states that the left make extremely radical statements and decisions but then displays the same attitude. I saw her on MSNBC the other day and she was asked about the plan to offer money as an incentive to get other countries to not produce nuclear weapons and her response was just “we’ll have to wait and see”. When the host asked at about her reaction to the same plan was put into effect during the Clinton administration (which was met by disgust at the time) she admitted that she strongly disagreed with the plan. So what’s the difference between that plan and this one? One was proposed and carried out by Democrats and the other by Republicans. She doesn’t care about the actual issue she just wants to side with the right, and you know what?, that’s ok. Just don’t pretend that you’re offering everybody some gift of enlightenment by telling them how horrible the left is when you act as if the right has never done anything wrong.

    Add that to the fact that she has stated multiple time that she does the things she does for shock value, she’s basically acting as the political equivalent of Paris Hilton. Doing whatever is needed to keep herself relevant.

  22. Larilee

    oh kellirc, how shortsighted and hypocritical are you? YOU just attacked women for disagreeing with Ann Coulter. I would venture a guess that few of us here have 2.06 children and a minivan. I for one am a PhD candidate, no children, and a pretty nice career ahead of me doing research and teaching college courses. I don’t “attack” Ann Coulter for having ideas, I “attack” her for presenting them in such a ridiculous, attention seeking, boorish manner.

  23. kellirc

    Larilee:
    I am happy for you and your career and I believe in everyone’s right to say as they choose, but I was responding to a certain person who mentioned Ann Coulters age and her having cobwebs on a certain part of her anatomy. Or did you not read all of the posts? The post directly above yours was the one that I was referring to. And speaking of boorish, you could use a little help in how you deal with others.

  24. tc

    She’s a disgraceful person but unfortunately people continue to buy her product and she knows what side her bread is buttered on. That anyone should say someone is enjoying their spouse’s deaths is just obscene. But then again, this is a “woman” (although one with a large Adam’s apple and a deep voice….hmmmm) who also went in front of a young Republican convention and questioned the sexual orientation of those who valued civil liberties. She said, two days after 9/11, that this wasn’t a time for particularly establishing who did it but that we should just find people who hated her friend (conservative lawyer Barbara Olson, who was on one of the planes that went into the WTC) and we should convert them to Christianity, kill their leaders, and destroy them. Again, this “woman” only says what she says because, well, she can’t find a “man” who will marry her and so she has to make a living herself and the easiest way to do it is to insult the memory of those who died innocently on 9/11/01. She obviously hasn’t been in love either because you don’t wish that on your worst enemy or suggest that of someone if you really have a soul.

  25. tcg

    when looking close at her pic it does look like she has an adams apple.

  26. ali

    I don’t exactly know why this woman is famous but I saw an interview with her a few days ago talking about this. She was all whiny and nervous..it seemed like she was acting like a little kid getting scolded. If you don’t have the balls to back up things that you say, just go away!

  27. dadsurfah

    Number 1 best seller…muahhahahahahahahaha

  28. medeastrawberry345

    she is an bulimic head case that should be hit with a brick on her ostrich size note.

  29. gaby89

    I like Ann Coulter and got her new book. She does make some good points. Many people say she uses hyperbole, but she’s often right.

    I understand the point she was trying to make about the four women from New Jersey who rose to fame after their husbands were killed on 9/11. I don’t think she executed her point in the best way, I don’t think she should have said they were enjoying their husbands’ deaths. BUT, she was right in that those women used their husbands’ death to make campaign commercials for John Kerry and blame Bush for 9/11, which wasn’t right.

    I think what intrigues some people about Ann Coulter is the fact that she says things that no other conservatives would say. And she’s very funny, too.

    I think the media treated her unfairly by saying that she was attacking ALL 9/11 widows. Also, so many liberals have said worse things than Ann Coulter and they never get publicity except for maybe on Fox News. Where was the media when college professor Ward Churchill called ALL THE 9/11 VICTIMS “LITTLE EICHMANNS”?

  30. gijoe

    you lefties only get pissed about stuff you disagree with.. remember that 1st amendment thing??? Lefties are a bunch of crybaby ass-hats… AND.. I think Ann has some GREAT legs.. manbeast or not.. I think I’d do her

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