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Star Magazine has got the goods on Anna Nicole’s Marital Status:
‘In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot at 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, on a 50-foot catamaran anchored off Blackbeard’s Cay in Nassau! “There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the island to the catamaran,” says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht — “and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!”
No snark…..I am just glad she has something good going for her.
badattitood | September 28, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Um, how does a person celebrate ANYTHING in light of their child dying so recently?
Oh yeah, this is Anna “vacuous suckhole of self-absorption” Smith.
Mr. T | September 29, 2006 at 5:39 am
Please stop updating us about ANS. This woman has contributed nothing of use or value to society. I am sick of hearing about her and her sordid sick life. Thank you.
really? | September 29, 2006 at 8:15 am
Didn’t ANS just give birth by c section? I don’t know much about it, but i assume you’d have stitches after it. A pink bikini? Swimming in the ocean off a yacht? I doubt it…
In her defense, maybe they had this wedding planned for after the birth of her daughter, and decided to go ahead anyway.
Go easy on slagging her off, she may be nuts but she’s just lost her son.
KittyLiterati | September 29, 2006 at 9:29 am
Sanity is not marrying the one person who knows loopholes and sketchy avenues that can successfully clean one out of house and home. But hey, it’s Anna Nicole.
Sugar Pie would not approve, which is why Howard K. Stern probably dumped her furry little ass over the edge of the yacht one night.