Anna Nicole Kills Another Old Man

June 24th, 2006 // 5 Comments

Just kidding. But seriously, you have to know that her annoying the shit out of him certainly wasn’t doing his health any favors and probably at least somewhat contributed to this.

According to the New York Daily News, Pierce Marshall died at the age of 67. He’s the son of the oil tycoon who married Anna Nicole Smith and he has for years been locked in a legal battle over his father’s estate with the former Playboy Playmate.

You know Anna’s breathing a sigh of relief right now about the money. I mean, there’s one less old guy she’s gotta fuck to death to get it.

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  1. Apres Ski

    The world welcomes another Billionaire, Anna NIcole Smith!!

    God knows, she worked damn hard to get her shit from that
    bastard Pierce. Look what he got and now, look what she’s
    got!! HURRAY!!

    Now she can have all the 48 karat gold diapers, cars, you
    name it, she wants. She won and that’s all that counts.

    Who was it that said, “the whores and thieves will get there
    before thee”!

  2. gneirre

    Hmmmm, no need for her lawyer to stick around anymore, eh?

  3. 115

    Hmmm I wonder if Anna Nicole believes in reincarnation??? Could be a difficult birth… and next 18 years.

  4. teflon

    cha ching…. back up the brinks trunk! lol. anyone have an oil tycoon to match me up with?

  5. draya

    Even though he’s dead, she’s still not getting her hands on the money. His widow and kids will fight her tooth and nail to the bitter end. Anna don’t start spending that fortune yet!

    And by the way, I think she’s a complete and utter retard for getting herself preggo. Another kid for her to neglect and screw up.

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