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Oh, that poor child. Should we alert DCFS now? According to rumors, Anna Nicole Smith is with child. Certain questions arise. Will she be able to curb her decidant lifestyle? How does Kimmy feel about this? Who’s the daddy? Her former alleged paramours have included bodybuilder Clay Spires, actor Scott Baio and real estate mogul Jonathan McManus, as well as fellow Texan Sandi Powledge.
Anna Nicole Smith, is said to have conceived the child with the help of a friend.
“Anna’s freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who’s now saying, ‘I want money and access to the kid,’” an insider tells our Gatecrashing colleague, Ben Widdicombe.
Smith’s Supreme Court attorney, Kent Richland, declined to comment yesterday, referring our call to her manager-lawyer, Howard K. Stern, who couldn’t be reached. The voluptuary hasn’t been linked with anyone lately.
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Is this a sign that the end is near?
First Sean Preston. Then Suri. Now Anna Nicole’s baby.
Only one more Horseman to go. Expect Paris Hilton to spawn, and then the world will end.
What if the dad is Howard K. Stern. She was creepy close with him on the Anna Nicole show and I always suspected something was going on, althought neither of them would confirm.
Ugh… someone braved the yeasty crevases of her nethers to plant his seed?? How drunk would a person have to be to let that beast get his pants off in bed/an alley/a bathroom stall?
oh man. Armageddon!!!!!!!!!!!!