Anna Nicole’s Case Living Up To Its Future Law & Order Episode Potential

March 15th, 2007 // Leave a Comment

They’re gonna find that Anna’s bookmarks included “A Socialite’s Life” and websites that sell Beanie Babies. The investigation is focusing on a computer. It’s the one that Big Moe’s the bodyguard’s wife the nurse was typing away at in Anna Nicole’s last days. It was the nurse in the hotel room with the methadone! Just joshin’ lady, don’t sue.

We’re told cops in the Seminole P.D. have been working with Bahamian police in evaluating evidence on a computer that was inside the hotel room where Anna Nicole died.

As TMZ first reported, the wife of Anna’s bodyguard, Big Moe, was on a computer near Anna’s bedside shortly before she died. Sources say Big Moe’s wife is not the focus of the police, but that there is information on the computer that has piqued the interest of cops. Law enforcement sources in Florida tell TMZ the computer is the reason the release of the autopsy report was delayed.

In other news, Florida police officials have confirmed that homicide investigators have been brought into the loop, though this is not considered an official homicide investigation. Howard K. Stern better watch his scrub ass. What could be on that computer except for badly misspelled e-mails to Britney Spears and Anna’s toothless cousin, and a Web MD bookmark so she could pinpoint the symptoms of veneral disease quicker? Cuz’ she was sleeping with the world! Sorry, she was. I think my brother did her. Anyway, release that autopsy report and give that baby to the Paul Mitchell addict! Let this be over!

By J. Harvey

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