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Supposedly, Anna Nicole will be buried tomorrow morning (in the dress shown above) in the Bahamas . This is good, because people were gonna have to start propping her up at Christmas parties. With a star on her head and some tinsel. Look, I know that’s disrespectful but so is waiting three weeks to bury a woman while every leech she ever knew flies out of their trailers to lay a claim on the money!

A Florida appeals court ruled today and uphold the previous decision ofJudge Larry Seidlin giving custody of the body of Anna Nicole Smith to baby Dannielynn’s court-appointed advocate, Richard Milstein. This paves the way for Smith to be buried in the Bahamas next to her son, Daniel.

Justices Barry Stone, Mark Polen and George Shahood of the Fourth District Court of Appeals heard arguments on Wednesday from lawyers representing Virgie Arthur, Howard K. Stern and Dannielynn Smith. Arthur, Smith’s mom, wanted the body to be buried in Texas, while the others wanted the body to be buried in the Bahamas.

Reports today indicated that at this point, Virgie would have to go to the Florida Supreme Court to halt the burial. I hope she doesn’t. Let’s put the woman in the ground, people. You can’t hang her upside down and dry her out to make her look pretty. She is not a rose.