Anne Heche Brands Ex-Husband Coley Laffoon A ‘Lazy Ass’

August 27th, 2009 // 6 Comments

Sometimes it’s a good thing that Anne Heche has a little crazy left in her. During her appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Heche, laid into her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, who she finalized her divorce from earlier this year. The couple have a 7-year-old son together named Homer.

Here’s what crazy had to say: “Can you say lazy ass on TV? No, no, no, that’s terrible! I think he wants to coach soccer right about now. It’s funny because you can’t quite let go of the ex… He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts.”

“Honestly, I don’t want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don’t want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday.”

When asked what Laffoon did for a living, she replied: “He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!’”

Look for Coley Laffoon to hit the talk show circuit for some Anne Heche bashing shortly. Check out the video of Anne’s Letterman appearance after the jump.

Gallery Info: Anne Heche Visits David Letterman And Lets Loose On Her Ex Hubby!


By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Lynn

    That’s one bitter woman. Very unappealing and I’m a woman saying this!

  2. hoosiermom

    He’s a lazy ass, she’s a crazy ass.

  3. marguerite

    She’s a mess. That whole exchange was so embarassing to watch. I feel bad for her kid.

  4. RJP3

    Sounds like a nice guy inviting her to attend HER child’s soccer practice and games even with him having to be there as coach.

    She is a sick twisted person.

    Sad the industry continues to promote her.

  5. Nonesuch13

    God I hate this crazy bitch.

  6. typical male

    just like a batshit crazy woman to think her sons soccer game is about the exhusband being the coach. not only does she pay alimony like a husband should, but she makes it all about the ex spouse and neglects her child just like a typical ex husband. the only reason she is relevant is because she was sucking ellens twat.

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