Sometimes it’s a good thing that Anne Heche has a little crazy left in her. During her appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Heche, laid into her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, who she finalized her divorce from earlier this year. The couple have a 7-year-old son together named Homer.
Here’s what crazy had to say: “Can you say lazy ass on TV? No, no, no, that’s terrible! I think he wants to coach soccer right about now. It’s funny because you can’t quite let go of the ex… He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts.”
“Honestly, I don’t want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don’t want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday.”
When asked what Laffoon did for a living, she replied: “He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!’”
Look for Coley Laffoon to hit the talk show circuit for some Anne Heche bashing shortly. Check out the video of Anne’s Letterman appearance after the jump.
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