Are They For Real?

May 7th, 2007 // Leave a Comment

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They should totally do an episode concerning Paris’ prison stay. That would be hot as hell. I can’t wait for Paris’ wall-eye to create havoc when some hard ghetto bitch thinks that she’s looking at her the wrong way and jumps her. I’ve seen “OZ”, I know what goes on. How many guards can Paris slap her business on to earn more conjugal visits with Brandon Davis? Anyway, famous crazy Sally Kirkland is appearing on “The Simple Life” this season. In blackface . Stop. Now.

TMZ has learned that an upcoming episode of the Paris & Nicole “reality” show features actress/fashionista Sally Kirkland playing the socialites’ Camp Shawnee acting coach (not that they need any help in the drama department!), and was made to look like Nicole’s father, Lionel Richie — in full on blackface and an afro! Hello!

The story continues after the jump.

Sources tell TMZ it was Nicole who somehow talked Kirkland into donning the controversial getup after the two got into a shouting match when Nicole wouldn’t perform Shakespeare. To drive, or not to drive! TMZ spies say the taping was simultaneously “frightening and hysterically funny.” Much like the paparazzi pals themselves!

That’s tasteful. There’s nothing classier than an old lady running around done up like that. It sends a message. That message being that Sally was behind on the rent for her studio in NYC, and submitted to being humiliated by two skanks on national television.

By J. Harvey

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