What do you get when you combine a menu created by the same company that provides food for The Ivy and Le Caprice, a slew of celebs, supermodels and Giorgia Armani?

A party that my unlucky ass was unfortunate enough NOT to get an invite to.

From The Mirror’s 3AM:

IT’S the party of the year schweedie – and if you aren’t there you’re nowhere. Fashion giant Giorgio Armani is pulling out the stops for his biggest bash EVER tonight, blowing more than £1million, 3am can exclusively reveal. Bono, Beyonce, 50 Cent and Razorlight are just a few of the names lined up for the four-hour charity fashion fest at London’s Earls Court. Giorgio, 72, told us: “It will be the biggest party I’ve ever hosted, bigger than anything in New York, Paris or Milan.”

Whatever. Even if I was invited, I’ve got better things to do tonight. Like seeing what the hell is going to happen between Jim and Pam.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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