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I love writing about sports! It makes me feel all butch and stuff! Believe it or not, J. Harvey has straight guy friends. And they’re always watching football and talking about baseball management decisions and breasts. So look, now I’m talking sports! I mean, I’m writing about a ruined relationship and sideline hoe drama. But still – sports! A-Rod’s wife is outta there! Yankees SUCK!
Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez vowed yesterday that revelations about his off-the-field antics wouldn’t affect his play for the slumping Bombers.
“I certainly don’t think this will be a distraction to our team,” A-Rod said before last night’s winning effort against the Toronto Blue Jays.
But it may be a distraction at home: His wife, Cynthia, brusquely left their East Side pad last night with two suitcases, refusing to speak with reporters.
Ouch. Hopefully those suitcases were packed with parting gifts of jewelry and cash. Word on the street is that A-Rod is a bit of a superfreak. He’s known as “the king of the strip clubs” and likes to text-message the strippers. “His wife should check his messages,” says one strip club insider. Yikes. The only message she needs right now is how much damn money she’s getting off this skeeze. Why do they get married? Seriously, wait until your ass is retired or something.
UPDATE: Ok, ok. She’s here in Boston. We were wrong. I’m just reporting what’s reported. Incorrectly, it turns out. But she’s still a sap, and he’s still a cheater. And the Yankees still suck. So there.
Cathy | June 1, 2007 at 10:33 am
She went to Boston to join him for the games this weekend. Its all over the paper here
molynik | June 1, 2007 at 11:58 am
Yup, sorry J. Harvey…on the news last night (Ch. 7 I think) they had him & her holding hands walking in Boston acting like they have the perfect relationship…SHE IS AN IDIOT!!! And he is a CHUMP!!! Perfect pair…
Kristin | June 1, 2007 at 12:12 pm
She flew from NY to Boston for the Yankees three game series against the Sox. Thats where she was going…not that she isnt a complete Ass0 for going…but thats why her bags were packed!
Hilary Clinton | June 1, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Hmmm…Do ya think the rea$on $he’$ $taying i$ cau$e $he really love$ him???
kelly | June 1, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Oh, J. <333 I have yet another reason to love you. Anyone who’s against the Yankees is good in my book. :D You rock my socks off. Feel free to Yankee-bitch anytime you want. I love it!
Pablo G. | June 1, 2007 at 3:00 pm
I just love the Yankees suck part at the end of the article… an article being written by someone who basically stated that they didn’t sports. HA!!
jen | June 1, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Oh My God! He was walking in a hotel with a girl and he went to a strip club. Is that a crime? Never in the article in the Post does it say he was making out with her or holding her hand and by the way AROD’s wife goes to strip clubs with him.
jen | June 1, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Oh My God! He was walking in a hotel with a girl and he went to a strip club. Is that a crime? Never in the article in the Post does it say he was making out with her or holding her hand and by the way AROD’s wife goes to strip clubs with him.