I feel like Ashlee only likes guys if they use way too much product in their hair and sing in pseudo-alt-rock bands. From Page Six:

ASHLEE Simpson may claim she’s dating her bandmate Braxton Olita, but she looked a little too cozy with Fall Out Boys’ Pete Wentz at G-Spa the other night. The two spent time together at big sister Jessica’s Yahoo! roller-skating party at the Roxy, but got even closer at the after party at G-Spa.

Ashlee should realize that by virtue of her being attracted to a guy, he’s probably a loser. I feel like she’s someone who would benefit by an arranged marriage.

Written by Lisa Timmons