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Apparently. Ashton the producer has a show coming on NBC where he rips off a movie. He’s doing a press junket but doesn’t want any personal questions about Demi. What’s the point? Why else would we waste time with this dopey bastard?

NBC wants reporters to meet Ashton Kutcher in an attempt to promote its new show, “The Real Wedding Crashers” – but it doesn’t want any “personal questions.” In a memo obtained by Mediabistro.com, an NBC flack invites the media to a March 16 press conference. “Questions will be taken from in-person journalists as well as from press on the phone,” reads the letter. “Please do not ask Ashton Kutcher any ‘personal’ questions.” Especially about rumors that his wife, Demi Moore, is expecting. When “Extra” speculated that she was “hiding a pregnancy,” her rep responded, “If or when Demi is pregnant, she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public.”

I can’t think of anything else to ask him about. Well, there’s always “why are you ripping off a movie that got less funny as each minute passed?” I’m sorry, he was just so annoying on Punk’d that I can’t give him the time of day. And yes, I live in a fantasy world in which he would ask me for the time of day.

Check out the photos of Ashton, and his lovely partner in crime Demi Moore, after the jump.

(WENN)