Last night I attended the YMI Jeans fashion show at Boulevard 3.

There are so many of these “events” and “fashion shows” in L.A. that I’m not too impressed when I get there. The crowd is always EXACTLY the same. Tons of people who think they’re somebody sprinkled with tons of reality show rejects, fake boobs and spray on tans.

One good thing is that the evening was sponsored by P.I.N.K Vodka, which has become my new favorite vodka. It’s the first vodka infused with caffeine and guarana, so you don’t have to mix you’re vodka with Red Bull anymore. OK, I’m more excited writing about the alcohol than the actual event.

Find out how the actual fashion show fared after the jump.

After the “red carpet” arrivals and cocktail hour we all head indoors for the show. I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a jeans fashion show, but it’s boring. There’s not too much you can do with denim and the “models” looked just as bored as we did as they stomped down the runway. The show would have been the same if Glad Trash Bags had a show and the models wore different trash bags down the runway.

The highlight of the evening was seeing the new face of YMI Jeans, Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007. She is absolutely stunning, with the exception of the crimp happy hair she ws rocking. If this is what you look like after interning with Oprah, then those girls in the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy in South Africa are going to rule the world being really, really, ridiculously good looking!