We just can’t keep our noses out of other people’s business, mostly because we make it our business to do so. But this time, it is Media Producer, Wayne Ford, whose lovely mug graced the local Los Angeles CBS affiliate last night on the news, chatting about Keith Richards’ recent confession that he had only been joking when he revealed that he’d mixed his father’s ashes with some cocaine and snorted them.

Stay tuned, for when we FINALLY get interviewed to give our very well-educated and pertinent opinion on the war in Iraq. We’re totally holding our breath for that doozy.