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Yup. She did it. After much speculation, it’s been confirmed that Aubrey O’Day somehow convinced the Playboy powers that be to let her strip down and grace the March cover.

(shudder)

We can all expect a completely enlightened interview about Aubrey’s totally modern views on sex and dating. Men? Yes, please! Women? Why the hell not?

Oh why do we judge. Perhaps we’re just a bunch of reactionary squares. Completely unwilling to surrender to the whims of the heart.

I do kind of hope she starts babbling about her love affair with “urban guys.” (Did someone say P. Diddiy?)

Speaking of Diddy, he will (no doubt) find a way to squeeze some publicity out of this. He did, afterall, create the monster and he’ll devise a way to take credit for it once she starts taking off her clothes. Trust.

View a gallery of Aubrey O’Day here!

Yup. She did it. After much speculation, it’s been confirmed that Aubrey O’Day somehow convinced the Playboy powers that be to let her strip down and grace the March cover.(shudder)We can all expect a completely enlightened interview about Aubrey’s totally modern
views on sex and dating. Men? Yes, please! Women? Why the hell not? Oh
why do we judge. Perhaps we’re just a bunch of reactionary squares, not
willing to surrender to the whims of the heart.

I do kind of hope she starts babbling about her love affair with “urban guys.” (Did someone say P. Diddiy?)
Speaking of Diddy, he will (no doubt) find a way to squeeze some
publicity out of this. He did, afterall, create the monster and he’ll
devise a way to take credit for it once she starts taking off her
clothes. Trust.

View a gallery of Aubrey O’Day here!