Audrina Patridge In A Bikini!

September 29th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Lauren Conrad‘s mascara endangerer Audrina Patridge and her tattooed love child older sister Casey were all drippy and hard-bodied at the Wet Republic party at the MGM Grand in Vegas this weekend.

Big sis looks like she’s been around, what with all the tattoos adorning her bod. She reportedly had a baby earlier in the year. Mommy, is that a mermaid holding a gun riding a dragon?

I am such a fan of the girls in bikinis with the big sunglasses treating the pool like it’s their photo shoot. It’s 80s glam, bam-thank-you-ma’am, and we need more of it. I want to see girls like Audrina on all fours on chaise lounges by the water and growling like this is Animal Kingdom!

Click any image to view all 20+ photos of Audrina Patridge in the gallery!


Lauren Conrad‘s mascara endangerer Audrina Patridge and her tattooed love child older sister Casey were all drippy and hard-bodied at the Wet Republic party at the MGM Grand in Vegas this weekend.Big
sis looks like she’s been around, what with all the tattoos adorning
her bod. She reportedly had a baby earlier in the year. Mommy, is that
a mermaid holding a gun riding a dragon?I am such a fan of the girls in bikinis with the big sunglasses treating the pool like it’s their photo shoot. It’s 80s glam, bam-thank-you-ma’am,
and we need more of it. I want to see girls like Audrina on all fours
on chaise lounges by the water and growling like this is Animal Kingdom!Check out all 20+ photos of Audrina Patridge in the gallery!

By J. Harvey

  1. rootabega

    umm why would you wear a knit hat in the pool in your bikini…?

  2. Stickler

    Ohhhhh, look. She’s got the whole product placement thing down. See how she’s careful to ensure that we can read the lettering on the glass?

  3. jimi

    That is the ugliest cleavage I’ve ever seen.

  4. RothRandom

    Good thing you posted a picture of her without her eyes showing. That girl needs an eye wrangler.

  5. Kalia

    WorldSwimwear.com has these cute swimsuits!

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