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This woman invested her money well–in breast implants and spray-on tans, while I squandered mine on college tuition and books. Why am I saying this? Well, I’m not the one making $5,000 an hour doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

TMZ got their hands on a contract that shows that the brunette star of The Hills recently got paid $10,000 for showing up for two hours at a club in San Diego. Additionally, Ms. Patridge’s contract required that she receive “a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times.”

Security? You mean she doesn’t trust these two to have her back? Wow. This woman might actually have more common sense than I originally thought.

Click any photo to view all 16 photos of Audrina Patridge in the gallery!

This woman invested her money well–in breast implants and spray-on tans,
while I squandered mine on college tuition and books. Why am I saying
this? Well, I’m not the one making $5,000 an hour doing ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING.

TMZ got their hands on a contract that shows that the brunette star of The Hills
recently got paid $10,000 for showing up for two hours at a club in San
Diego. Additionally, Ms. Patridge’s contract required that she receive
“a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle
service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times.”

Security? You mean she doesn’t trust these two to have her back? Wow. This woman might actually have more common sense than I originally thought.Click any photo to view all 16 photos of Audrina Patridge in the gallery!