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It’s hard for me to write anything negative about the gorgeous beefiness that is Kevin James. That twinkle in his eyes, the wit, the muscle encased under a thin layer of blubbery fat, the episode of “King of Queens” where he showed the wife how to pole dance and was really, really good at it. *sigh* He’s a man’s man. But his movie was apparently utterly retarded and a bad remake and encouraged stereotypes of mo’s. Don’t get me started on Sandler. Howabout we do a real movie in which a Hollywood star who wears backwards scalley caps and has tired of women seeks out a gossip blogger who thinks he’s dreamy? That would be original. I would write it except Britney just left the kids in the microwave and I have to write about it.
It is that the jokes are based on every single terrible gay cliche in the book – and the movie’s entire concept might not even be original. “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” bears close resemblance to the 2004 Australian film Strange Bedfellows. It was about two straight men who claim they are a couple for tax purposes but are forced to pretend they are gay when they are investigated.
That review was from Australia. In the movie, Jessica Biel asks supposedly gay Adam Sandler to handle her jugs. I have never once had a woman who wasn’t a stripper ask me to fondle her breasts just because she thought I was safe because I’m queer. When does that happen? I don’t give mammograms! The movie is now being released worldwide. Look, there’s Kevin James with a firehose! He’s such a tease. *sigh*
p.s. Way to dress up for your photocall, you lazy bastards. Just because you look like my cable guy doesn’t mean you can’t wear something hot. You’ve got the money! Is Sandler wearing sweatpants? Is he depressed? Why don’t you take some Selexa and pull yourself together, Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore or Debbie Lipshitz or whoever you are.
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More photos of Kevin James and Adam Sandler promoting their movie ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ in Berlin after the jump.
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Elizabeth | September 6, 2007 at 9:38 am
I heart Kevin James as well. He’s ridiculously adorable, and I would love to bite him repeatedly. Go figure.
Darth Paul | September 6, 2007 at 9:55 am
Didn’t the same thing happen w/Priscilla and To Wong Foo?
Anyway, these types of idiotic movies are the flipside to the equally idiotic shows like Queer Eye – both heavily stereotype ‘mos to make a buck. I find it all disgusting.
But, YES, Kevin James is HAWT. I’d make him squeal.