Our continuing coverage of the Rapture (aka Britney’s divorce) continues. Try to contain yourselves. Vanilla Ice 06′ kept some commitments and ignored the ladies whilst in Miami.

People at AOL reports that K-Fed will be hosting a party at Mansion Friday night per an already scheduled appearance to flog his new coaster album. Last night he partied at a club called Glass and went to Mansion afterwards. He spent the evening texting, smoking and ignoring two hoes that kept approaching his ass at both clubs.

“Federline, sporting a white T-shirt, white Yankees cap, jeans and a gold chain, danced a bit but spent most of his time smoking and text-messaging. After an hour that included his being approached by two attractive females (one blonde and one brunette), Federline and company headed to Mansion, where he had hosted a party in June when he and Spears last visited Miami together.

This time at Mansion he hung out in the VIP area – where the same two women from Glass approached him. Only Federline seemed more interested in text-messaging.”

I come away from this story with two thoughts. One – who are these sad bitches who were rolling up on K-Fed? What was their motivation? When in doubt do it for the story? Sorority initiation? Someone shut the club down that they normally pole dance at? The other – why does it not surprise me that K-Fed is a Yankees fan? Ugh.

Written by J. Harvey

Kevin Federline Parties It Up in Miami Beach [People]