I wish Jen was not so Ugly and Fake so that she could find a man and leave me alone. I’m afraid she has given me an STD. Brad and Angie come and save me please

“Norman The Dog said:
OMG!! Jen’s drunk out of her mind AGAIN, and she’s going for the peanut butter. HELP”

…and this folks is the mentality of someone that worships Angelina Holy Jolie.

Oh, is the “Norman the Dog” thing an attempt at being funny? This is what I mean. The Pro-Jolies aren’t as funny as the Anti-Jolies — case closed.

I can see why she can’t find and keep a man. She is very hard on the eyes. But must she keep coming after me. Will any of you nice people save me. Please

Brad dumped her. Vince dumped her. I wish I could dump her too. But she keeps me in chains. I guess I’m the best she can get.

Hey T-Bone! Lookwhaticando has finally admitted she’s a dog! Sucess! Sucess!

MM, i think it is an attempt to be funny…a lame, sad attempt, but…

By God I think you’re right E-groft — and a gross, creepy, unfunny dog at that!

I wish I could go live with Brad and Angelina. That Angie is the hottest woman on the planet. All I have is a pot smoking, coke snorting Ho to live with. Will one of you people come and take me to Angie. It just scars me to even look at my beastly master. She is even more Ugly when she is drunk. Which is EVERY day. I guess she is sad because No man wants her.

Thank God. She just passed out after her 2nd bottle of Gin and 10th Joint for today. I’m going to make a run for it guys. Wish me luck.

RE: Angietothemax comment

Reading over all of these posts, it sounds like ALL of them are written by people who don’t understand English (“retarded”, by the way, is spelled with a “d”, Egroft…if you’re going to insult someone, please make sure you don’t sound “retarted” yourself!!)

Clearly, Angietothemax’s comment was Ironic**. (It was also the smartest one here.) If you don’t know what *irony* means, look it up!!!

Sure Norman, we can bring you to Angie’s house, but be prepared, because she won’t feed you, give you water or care for you. She only feeds photo-op orphans from third world countries. But if you insist…

Ah ek, “ironic” isn’t the right word either, babe. Re-read the post. If she doesn’t mean it seriously, then the word would be SARCASTIC or FACETIOUS I think maybe YOU’RE the one who needs to consult with a dictionary.

Brad Pitt – the million dollar baby-sitter!!!

EK…oh snap!

hate to brake it to u, but eye haf bin known 2 mispel stuph just to be ubnoxshush.

Also, as T-Bone stated, given your own limited knowledge, don’t try to give people lessons!!!!! (that’s five exclamation marks, I win!)

Asside (=P) from that fact that this is a gossop blog, not colegge intrance eggsam.

T-bone:
Something is “ironic” when its literal meaning is the opposite of its intended meaning. Angietothemax said, “So I guess it’s safe to assume that since on the occasional picture of Shiloh Brad is seen holding her 2 times so Angie doesn’t love Shiloh.” What I think she meant is: “of course the fact that we have seen a couple of pictures of Brad holding Shiloh (and none of Angie), doesn’t mean that Angie doesn’t love Shiloh”. Literal meaning says one thing, while the intention is the opposite. That is irony (and not the Alanis distortion, which intends “that sucks”, she’s sarcastic, etc.) Get it?

Hey Egroft, you must be really dum (=D), huh, you spelled the word correctly in this post but not the one that EK “red penned”…

(someone has way too much time on their hands…cough…EK…cough)

Hot Damn! i’m also glad i missed the norman thing. That’s pretty stupid.

Still cute pics of Shiloh. Nice to see her getting some lovin!

1st a spelling lesson, then a lesson from Readers Digest “Word Power” and now she’s translating!

EK, is there NOTHING you can’t do?

Try this one, SHUT UP.

Ek — it’s not really an “ironic” post Irony is usually based on contradictions and she’s not contradicting anything. She’s not looking outside at the rain storm and saying “well look at the beautiful weather. If she’s saying “oh yeah right people, Angie isn’t in the photo, so I guess that means she doesn’t love her child” she is, for the most part, being sarcastic or maybe even sardonic, but not really ironic.

Sing it with me now:

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn’t it ironic … don’t you think
Chorus

It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought … it figures

OH MM, i don’t know that one!

How’s bout…

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in me beard!’

What a beautiful baby! I love the pics with Brad and Shiloh!

I guess none of you have a job, you’re all still here. LOL

Umm…….Superfluous, you were here sporadically also…..

Yeah I was just being sarcastic or ironic. Didn’t think my comment would cause a debate. That is so cool!

superfluous

hello, pot…this is kettle…

His baby is such a lovely baby…. She cracks me up eveytime I see her picture… Thanks for the pictures.. If you are interested in another fan forum, u r welcome to be a member here
http://celebgalaxy.proboards52.com/index.cgi

Look at Brad’s bum as he peers into the tent..what a hot daddy. I’d like to hump him in that little pup tent..send Shiloh off with the nanny for a few hours while I rock her daddys world..Yummy

ooooh…..i could get used to this.

I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I’ve ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)

I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I’ve ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)

I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I’ve ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)

I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I’ve ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)