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Bachelor Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney wed each other yesterday in Racho Palos Verdes, California in a torrential down-pour. Things started fine, in terms of weather of course, but mid-way through their vows, mother nature decided to take a piss on their big moment. Fortunately, Jason and Molly took the bad luck in stride (because they’re madly in love AND getting paid to get married on T.V.), and finished the wedding beaming.
Jason Castro, American Idol alum and guy with dreadlocks that won’t quit, sang “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” as Molly walked down the aisle in a strapless Monique Lhuillier gown and Neil Lane jewelry. If you dress me up in that get-up, I just may be inclined to marry in front of millions on national television. But still, probably not.
Much love, longevity and happiness to the couple. However, your chances are pretty damn slim, since Jason dumped the first lady he picked. But whatever, maybe you’ll prove all the haters wrong and keep kissing in the rain until you die.
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