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…by flashing her breast, of course. I’m pretty sure she’s not actually in the X-Files
movie, but if she were, I could only imagine her playing some sexed up
alien like the ones Captain Kirk was constantly sleeping with. I can’t
even imagine the kind of intergalactic STDs this one would be carrying.

I seriously don’t understand why she even wears clothes. They’re
clearly just a formality. I’ve seen her breasts more often than Sienna Miller‘s and I practically have hers memorized.

I love that paparazzo who looks shocked. It must be his very first day
on the job because it’s pretty much a rite of passage on the red carpet
to photograph Bai Ling‘s boob. Even I’ve done it myself.

Click any photo to view all 20 photos of Bai Ling from the X-Files premiere in the gallery!

…by flashing her breast, of course. I’m pretty sure she’s not actually in the X-Files
movie, but if she were, I could only imagine her playing some sexed up
alien like the ones Captain Kirk was constantly sleeping with. I can’t
even imagine the kind of intergalactic STDs this one would be carrying.

I seriously don’t understand why she even wears clothes. They’re
clearly just a formality. I’ve seen her breasts more often than Sienna Miller‘s and I practically have hers memorized.

I love that paparazzo who looks shocked. It must be his very first day
on the job because it’s pretty much a rite of passage on the red carpet
to photograph Bai Ling‘s boob. Even I’ve done it myself.Check out all 20 photos of Bai Ling from the X-Files premiere in the gallery!