Bai Ling Tricks Some Fool into Marrying Her?

July 6th, 2007 // 3 Comments

TMZ had a chat with Bai Ling recently in Las Vegas during which time she said that she’d attended wedding earlier in the day–namely, her own. The “husband” in question, who had said that he wanted to remain anonymous, was identified as Dionne Warwick’s son, Damon Elliot. Sadly, Dionne’s “friends” did not see this one coming. Get it? Ha! So funny am I. In any case, here are some pictures of Bai at her wedding that her reps claimed never happened. OMG, I’m totally kidding! She’s clearly not dressed appropriately for a wedding! It’s actually a funeral she’s attending. Can’t you tell by her mournful cleavage that she’s grieving a deep, deep loss?

(WENN)

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Comments (3)

  1. Simperin Idget | July 6, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    I saw a video of them on the street talking. The Big hulk-hunk husband was majorly impressed with his prize. Really.. he was downright giddy and shy.. proud to have such a tiny, slim lovely bride. And good wishes and a long loving relationship for Bai Ling Elliot and hubby Damon.

  2. crusty | July 6, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Nice rip-off of MK’s style. Or is it the “other way round”? Who cares actually.

  3. DAF | July 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    FORGET HOW STUPID THIS KUNT IS. SHE’S JUST PAINFUL TO LOOK AT. POSSIBLY THE UGLIEST HUMAN BEING WITH A VAGINA.

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